w00t! I love jokes

An inner city teacher is asking her third-grade students about farm animals. "Who knows what sound a cow makes?" she asks. No one raises a hand, so the teacher says, "A cow goes moo. Can anyone tell me what sound a sheep makes?" Again, not a single student raises a hand, so the teacher says, "A sheep goes baaaah. Now can anyone tell me what sound a pig makes?" All the students' hands immediately shoot up, and the teacher calls on a boy sitting in the front row. The kid stands up, takes a deep breath, and screams, "Up against the wall, motherfucker!"

LOL good one

A teacher asks Homer if 3 birds are standing in a tree and you shoot one how many remain at the three...Homer replies none, the teahcers asks how come, and Homer says cause of the sound the birds fly away, teacher says I was looking for a 2 answer but I like the way you think, then Homer ask the teacher a question, If 2 women are eating Ice cream on a bench, and one is licking and the other is bitting the ice cream, wich one is the married one? After turning more red than satan the teachers finally gathers up strength and says "The one thats licking", then Homer replies NO teacher is the one with the ring on her finger but "I like the way you think

Heres one:

Q: Which nation voted george bush in for a second term?

A: The U.S.A

I just cant stop laughing at that one.