House Of The Dead

Feb. 18, 2004 @ 1:44 PM
# 1
ziptalRank 4: Major General (1,010 Points) ziptal

hahaha i actually watched the movie as a joke. And man It is TERRIBLE.
but thats what i expected, but fuck, i have yet to have seen a worse zombie movie. It was like zombie action. Only saving grace of the movie is that within the span of 5 minutes you see four different sets of tits.

Feb. 19, 2004 @ 2:39 AM
# 2
mattRank 5: Brigadier General (662 Points) matt

ive noticed that alot of movies that suck ass.. the producers will end up throwing like 15 pairs of tits in a movie. just to keep it from sucking as bad

Feb. 19, 2004 @ 3:06 AM
# 3
Creepy_Little_Goth_GRank 2: General (1,525 Points) Creepy_Little_Goth_G

i cant remember what the film is called but it about this guy who paints a picture but gets told its crap and goes round killing peoplewith an electric drill! its so stupid!!

Feb. 19, 2004 @ 5:05 AM
# 4
XxHoundxXRank 3: Lieutenant General (1,237 Points) XxHoundxX

sometimes not even tits can save a movie.


I'm seven feet tall and I kick over buildings.
Feb. 19, 2004 @ 5:34 AM
# 5
ziptalRank 4: Major General (1,010 Points) ziptal

<!--QuoteBegin-XxHoundxX+Feb 19 2004, 12:05 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (XxHoundxX @ Feb 19 2004, 12:05 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> sometimes not even tits can save a movie. [/quote]
especially a movie based on a Dreamcast game

Feb. 20, 2004 @ 12:19 PM
# 6
THA_MLGRank 5: Brigadier General (571 Points) THA_MLG

lol. Good point Ziptal.

The system bombed... think the movie will be better?

lol. Movie didn't really look all that interesting anyway.

Feb. 20, 2004 @ 5:31 PM
# 7
Lib3rty0xRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (494 Points) Lib3rty0x

Movie sucked major ass, and its an arcade series :P ! my 3 big complants is it didnt follow even the same polt as the games, they added games clips every like 5 fucking seconds. (I'm watchin the movie i dont want to sit there and watch the game in the middle of an action part god damn it!) Then my bigest complaint, the extrem abuse of bullet time. there is no need to circle some one for a min while there holding a god damn gun! only cool part of the whole movie was the only cool bullet time thing. The shotgun blast that is shown breaking apart. Thats is that was the only good thing in the movie.

Feb. 21, 2004 @ 7:08 PM
# 8
mattRank 5: Brigadier General (662 Points) matt

I'll have to see it for myself...but i gotta feeling I'll hate it.

Mar. 15, 2004 @ 1:13 AM
# 9
NaTaKuRank 2: General (1,816 Points) NaTaKu

<!--QuoteBegin-Creepy_Little_Goth_Girl+Feb 18 2004, 10:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Creepy_Little_Goth_Girl @ Feb 18 2004, 10:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> i cant remember what the film is called but it about this guy who paints a picture but gets told its crap and goes round killing peoplewith an electric drill! its so stupid!! [/quote]
it was called Driller Killer babe and yes it's really sucked balls

Mar. 15, 2004 @ 3:14 AM
# 10
THA_MLGRank 5: Brigadier General (571 Points) THA_MLG

lol. That plot just sounds cheesy.

Mar. 15, 2004 @ 3:33 AM
# 11
slacker52Rank 4: Major General (920 Points) slacker52

ziptal, i wasnt even aware there was a hotd port for the dreamcast, i knew it was out for arcade and saturn, but not dreamcast :huh: btw i gurantee that the clips from the movie arent from any dreamcast port, most likely the saturn port.
yes i slightly enjoyed the movie, the showing of game clips was a tad bit cheesey, and the plot and shit needed to be dragged out more, and lib, why would you want a movie to follow the plot of a game??????????

Mar. 15, 2004 @ 7:13 AM
# 12
ziptalRank 4: Major General (1,010 Points) ziptal

nope the screen shots in the movie are from HOTD2 which was available for DC infact it came with the demo disk, and i owned the game as well.

<a href='http://dreamcast.ign.com/articles/160/160956p1.html' target='_blank'>ign's HOTD2 dreamcast review</a>

and if thats not enough proof, the reason why i specifically said "dreamcast" was because in the features on the HOTD movie DVD the producer makes direct reference to this being an "interesting task, seeing as the movie is based on a sega dreamcast game"

Mar. 15, 2004 @ 8:50 AM
# 13
Lib3rty0xRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (494 Points) Lib3rty0x

based? shit there wasnt even a refrance to the game minus the sega sign and the game clips.

Mar. 15, 2004 @ 11:20 AM
# 14
ziptalRank 4: Major General (1,010 Points) ziptal

or maybe the name of the movie itself...

Mar. 15, 2004 @ 2:16 PM
# 15
slacker52Rank 4: Major General (920 Points) slacker52

Quote:
the reason why i specifically said "dreamcast" was because in the features on the HOTD movie DVD the producer makes direct reference to this being an "interesting task, seeing as the movie is based on a sega dreamcast game"


that i wasnt aware of. i said saturn because the grafix looked 32 bit not 128, my bad, guess ill move onto my next abomonation :unsure:

Mar. 22, 2004 @ 7:26 PM
# 16
StaticmanRank 11: Sergeant First Class (32 Points) Staticman

:D yeah it sure was a dreamcast game. i still have it collecting dust at my place!! lol

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