House Of An 1000 Corspes

Aug. 13, 2003 @ 1:56 AM
# 1
UntrueDeathRank 5: Brigadier General (746 Points) UntrueDeath

OMFG! I just wasted 88 minutes of my life watching this stupid little movie. No Wonder why funding STOPPEd for this movie half-way through producation, forcing them to get another movie distributor/funder. All respect I had for Rob Zombie, how now gone down the toilet. For this movie has really no clue as to what it wants to be!
Am I an pychological thrill? No wait, mayber I'm some cheesy little teen thrasher, with taboo satanic refrences and the hole nine yards? Never Mind, I'm a zombie movie?! The fuck? Now I'm a trying to be a pychological thriller again. It played out like that through the entire damn movie. And you CAN tell it was written by Rob, for every other word is FUCK this, fuck that, my ass this, eat shit that.
THE ONLY way ANYONE should watch this movie, is if they're fucked on shrooms, and booze, or maybe after they dropped some acid. Jesus H christ. I feel voilated..

Aug. 13, 2003 @ 2:33 AM
# 2
Asaltec,,SaitoNai.anRank 9: Lieutenant (72 Points) Asaltec,,SaitoNai.an

yeah, i was going to get a rip of it at a lan recently, i watched 10 minutes of it
(various parts), and everytime id change it to another part of the movie to see if it was good id find some weird garbonzo
junk.
like the girl in the giant bunny costume under ground...... or a bunch of people in bunny costumes marching across an open field....
and some woman screaming "ill cut ur tits off @#*$&Å!!!"
and it had absolutely no logic to the way it worked....
E.G, he gets out of the car and tries to open the gate, which is sveral hundered yards in front of him....instead of driving up to it
and doing it....
and when the people start hitting the car with bats, no one gets in the drivers seat and puts it in gear, even though theyre in the passenger seat...
:angry: it was just weird.....

Aug. 13, 2003 @ 4:03 AM
# 3
AngelfishyRank 9: Lieutenant (77 Points) Angelfishy

I thought it was going to be crap. I mean, I suppose Rob Zombie isn't bad... but he's not made to do movies. I'm glad you posted though, now I know not to watch it for sure.

Aug. 13, 2003 @ 4:58 AM
# 4
ziptalRank 4: Major General (1,010 Points) ziptal

*off topic*
i heard some dumb rumour about how rob zombie donates money from his albums and movies to help try to find a way to release charles manson from prison. Is there any truth to this?

Aug. 13, 2003 @ 5:43 AM
# 5
PinkElafants1669Rank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (556 Points) PinkElafants1669

<span style='color:purple'>Damnit.. are you serious? Was it really bad? Or just hard to follow or what? I was really hoping to see it... thinking I might enjoy it.. as a matter of a fact.. I was going to get it tonite.. but after checking out this post i dano. So is it worth the money of renting.. or should I just not even bother.. but take your words for it? </span>

Aug. 13, 2003 @ 5:52 AM
# 6
TetsuoRank 5: Brigadier General (828 Points) Tetsuo

Weeee.... my premonitions were correct

Aug. 13, 2003 @ 9:07 AM
# 7
sttikjtRank 3: Lieutenant General (1,334 Points) sttikjt

yea, I thought it would be complete shit too O.o

Aug. 13, 2003 @ 10:14 AM
# 8
Anonymous CowardRank 17: Noob (0 Points) Anonymous Coward

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<span style='color:purple'>Damnit.. are you serious? Was it really bad? Or just hard to follow or what? I was really hoping to see it... thinking I might enjoy it.. as a matter of a fact.. I was going to get it tonite.. but after checking out this post i dano. So is it worth the money of renting.. or should I just not even bother.. but take your words for it? </span>


It's even worse than he says it is. It's one of the worst movies ever. And I went to see it in the theaters when it first came out. Don't even waste the money of a rental on it. If you have a free rental don't waste it on this movie, it't not worth the hour and a half of your life that you could have spent not watching that movie.

Aug. 13, 2003 @ 2:59 PM
# 9
amodmanRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (550 Points) amodman

seriously, did you really expect a movie called house of 1000 corpses to be good? :huh:

Aug. 13, 2003 @ 7:05 PM
# 10
UntrueDeathRank 5: Brigadier General (746 Points) UntrueDeath

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seriously, did you really expect a movie called house of 1000 corpses to be good?



I was expecting a goddamn zombie flick, or at least something that envolled a pychopathic killer. From the first trailer I saw of it back in 98/99(I think it was then) It showed some guys in bio-suits digging up graves filled with bodies.
Not some bull shit crap, that TRIED o so hard. The only thing It kinda has going for it, was the fact he tried to pay tribute to the classic days of horror, when vampira was on the airwaves everynight showing those classic B-movie horror flicks. That THIS movie does do, it a low level b-movie.
Only really cool thing was the mine shaft thing, when "Dr Satans" :rolleyes: I guess you can say hench-man started chasing the last suriver. THe thing reminded me of Nemises(Or what we can only hope nemises may look like in the Resident Evil: The Apocolypse when it hits theaters in March.)

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.G, he gets out of the car and tries to open the gate, which is sveral hundered yards in front of him....instead of driving up to it



That pissed me off too. Or later on in the movie when two state troopers get to the house, and they split up. One went into the front of the house/rather knocked and started talking to the mother of the house, while his partner went into the back. When SUDDENLY they hear something, and open up this fucking shed only for use to see, woman naked with words carved into their chests. Then some cheesy metal music starts playin, as the camera switchs from differante views to get differante angels of the girls.
This movie makes me think, that rob has some really wierd sexual dissiers.
And zip, it wouldn't suprise me about that info. For in the beginning of the movie, one male teen says "Dude, some of these Manson chicks where prettie hot. I'd fuck her, you can have her" something like that.

Only thing I would recommend watching is the other movie I rented last night, It's called Double Vision. It a chinese made drama/horror/crime thing. It was shot really well, and written really well with some good acting in it.

Aug. 13, 2003 @ 9:10 PM
# 11
codydaman_44Rank 8: Captain (193 Points) codydaman_44

Yeah i actually just watched this movie yesterday. I thought id be a great scary movie and it was more of a cheesy comedy.

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