Well, I live in an city that mainly filled with people either living from pay check to pay check. Or the welfare cares, the few who have money basicly don't spent it since they're cheap walps like my self. Anyways, I've noticed that a few on this board could do with getting laid. So i'm going to give you the time and tested tips that every male between the ages of 16-30 do in this city to get laid. That and i'm board since my plans for this night got shot to hell. Feel free to add.

1:Rob that cradle. It's not hard. To do this, you have to be at least 25 years of age while being in an bar that mainly filled with underage drinkers. To catch that elusive 15 year old. These guys basicly shower in cheap colon, while bragging about beating up some 10 year old. Hell don't stop at 15, in canada it legal to rob it at 14.

2: Same as above. 20-30 year old male. Execpt go to some high school party, and well get her drunk, like oyu would do in the above senario. Thx-fully, to be one of these 'studs' you need an mullet.

3rive an truck that falling apart and jacked up to shit, or an camero. Usally this is an sign that the guy can pay for you every whim. Grls like this get expesinve, but hey. They almost always put out, and you don't have to get them drunk.

4retend to be an drug dealer while collecting welfare. These guys usally wear wigger clothing to the extreme, and would make actual thugs embarresed about how they act. The girls attracted to them, are usally young rebelious teenage girls. Who are doing it to piss off there parents.

5:Become an truck driver. Hey, it pays good. you get to travel, and it means you never have to finish highschool. Usally, you'll end up marrying and hairdresser.

6:The old boy band look. Dress like one, and expect the ladys to flock. this is espically effective if you can pull it off. Be for warned though, that you may have too scrub with an steel wool brush after sleeping with any of the ladys you attracted.

7:Be an jerk. Hey this one even worked for me. Thanks to that, I got with my friends sister. To be an jerk, you basicly act like they either can't have you. Or some other shit. Be for warned, this can backfire and you MAY actualy fall for the girl. Or her fall for you.

8:Brag about how strong you are. While thinking it cool to shoot up steriods. These morrons, usally get most of the actual clean ladys in town. Be care-full, if you ever have to fight with one over an girl. For usally there friends think it cool to jump in and you'll end up getting you're teeth handed too you.

9:Get an mullet.. Yep.. Unfortantly, it still popular with some ladys. Thx-fully, the ones I've come across who like this preticual look. Usally rang from mint, to she not hard on the eyes cute.

<!--QuoteBegin-UntrueDeath+Apr 27 2004, 09:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UntrueDeath &#064; Apr 27 2004, 09:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->

5:Become an truck driver. Hey, it pays good. you get to travel, and it means you never have to finish highschool. Usally, you'll end up marrying and hairdresser.

9:Get an mullet.. Yep.. Unfortantly, it still popular with some ladys. Thx-fully, the ones I've come across who like this preticual look. Usally rang from mint, to she not hard on the eyes cute.[/quote]




hahah 5) is hilarious hahaha

and i dunno about 9, haha definitly only a cougar is attracted to that

<!--QuoteBegin-ziptal+Apr 28 2004, 01:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ziptal @ Apr 28 2004, 01:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> hahah 5) is hilarious hahaha

and i dunno about 9, haha definitly only a cougar is attracted to that [/quote]
You obviosly haven't been to any small citys in northern ontario or bars for that matter to say cougars like that hairstyle.
Just make sure that if you're way up north, like kapuskasing, or Iroiqe falls(shit my friends girl friend from there, and she looks EXACTLY like that girl whos codys mom in the flaming forum) . Be sure to wear rubber clothing and bring bear mace. Logers sometimes have this notion that most french woman gotta have hair, and be big and fat while looking like they where hit with an baseball bat.
Also DO NOT MAKE PLAD jokes. before you know it, you'll be grabbed and have the shit kicked out of you.

Hah, very nice

well that wouldnt work on me <_<

haha good stuff. ur english sucks though. no offense.

<!--QuoteBegin-XxHoundxX+Apr 28 2004, 08:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (XxHoundxX &#064; Apr 28 2004, 08:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> haha good stuff. ur english sucks though. no offense. [/quote]
10) bringing up grammar or anything to do with how to talk is one sure way of how not to get laid

<!--QuoteBegin-XxHoundxX+Apr 28 2004, 11:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (XxHoundxX @ Apr 28 2004, 11:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> haha good stuff. ur english sucks though. no offense. [/quote]
Yeah yeah, I realize how shity my grammer skills and shit are.

<!--QuoteBegin-ziptal+Apr 29 2004, 05:12 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ziptal @ Apr 29 2004, 05:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 10) bringing up grammar or anything to do with how to talk is one sure way of how not to get laid [/quote]
... but i'm not gonna get laid on forums, so who the fuck cares!

Too bad some one wont post some thing like this for small town with ritch snotty bitches lol