I wish the milkman would deliver my milk, In the morning
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk, when I'm yawning
I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits
I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits

(Taken from the movie "The Milkman" on www.newgrounds.com )

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once there was a woman who was going into labour with her first child, her husband was right there with her but she was in a lot of pain. so the doctor said he had invented a machine to transfer the pain from a mother to the father during childbirth and he wondered if they wanted to try it out. so they talked about it and agrred that the husband would take 25% of the pain. so the doctor switched it over and although the pain lessened for the woman the husband felt no pain, so they increased it to 50% and the husband still felt no pain so the full 100% was switched over but the husband still felt nothing. the baby was born with great ease and they were able to go home that very day.....and found the milkman dead on the lawn

My old man is a milkman, he wears a milkmans hat
he saw my mum was pregnant and kicked her in the twat