haha i figured this was not FFA material
anyways, I always get stupid bots, or even real people who try join my icq list. occasionally i will humour them, except i make a personality
here is one such event:
i will be played by my nic: John Kimble
and the person trying to add me to their list will be Ashbaby

*Ashbaby has requested authorization*
-i'm 21 and i'm hot

John Kimble (11:30 PM) :
Tony. I asked you 6 days ago to bring me the shit. Where have you been?? You havnt contacted me, and now instead of by phone you get me on this shit?
you better have a damn good reason, or i'll have your ass.

AshBaby (11:38 PM) :
I'm a 21/F Brown hair, Brown eyes 96lbs just lookin for someone to chat with.


John Kimble (11:39 PM) :
Listen, dont try to play that fucking bullshit on me tony. Your not dealing with some ass raping fucker who doesnt know his ass from his elbow. I'm giving you a fucking option. You tell me where the fucking SHIT is, and i dont get angry. Option 2) you dont tell me where the shit is, and i get very very angry.

I suggest you answer quickly, my patience is running the FUCK OUT

AshBaby (11:40 PM) :
I think you have me mistaken with someone else seriously. I'm a girl.

John Kimble (11:43 PM) :
you think this is a fucking joke? cause i'm not laughing. Only you tony knew this account name. So only you would respond. now stop stalling. You lost a shitload of goods, and i want to knowWHERE IT IS. NOW
if you dont, i swear, i will lose it. Remember how i met Janis? yeah i think you get the fucking point.
now enough games. tell me right now, in full.

AshBaby (11:45 PM) :
um i went on search and looked for ant males on icq in calgary between ages 18-22. Sorry i didn't mean to mis-lead you but im really not who you are looking for.
AshBaby (11:45 PM) :
my name is ashley.

John Kimble (11:46 PM) :
well let me ask you a question ashley, do you know a Tony Marcalles? or have you ever slept with a Tony Marcalles?

AshBaby (11:50 PM) :
Are you hot??

John Kimble (11:53 PM) :
You like to push it dont you. You love to push my buttons, Waste my fucking time, like its some kind of joke. Let me ask you anoter question ashley, have you ever seen what a 'hot' man looks like after he's hat a little accident from a baseball bat hitting him in the face a few times?
hmm ashley baby?

AshBaby (11:54 PM) :
no

John Kimble (11:57 PM) :

WELL THAN WHY ARE YOU WASTING MY FUCKING TIME???
unless you've come to suck my big russian dick, i suggest you stop fucking agitating me, before i get agitated that you might find yourself in an accident like the man with the bat.
understood ~ashley~?

*and there was no responce*

Hahahaha Classic. I wish I thought of doing that shit when I still used icq.

lol! when me and nat first met we used to go onto chat rooms just to piss people off and see how many we could make leave in under 3 mins................ah those were the days!
pffft!

lol. Thats a good one. Sometimes I'd do something like get a bot and conversate with it in a chatroom and scare everyone off w/the things I say to it.

dammit. I wish random people talked to me so I could do stupid things like that.

haha yeah its so fun to do, especially when they respond, or even believe what you're saying
haha i'd like to try it with telemarkaters haha but i dont know if i could stop myself from laughing

hohoh a classic i must say! my friends and i USED to go into a bloods chatroom (big gang in US) and talk about how cool their rival gangs were. We'd get tons of ebonics threats, all of them hilarious to read.

^LOL now that sounds like it be fun

<!--QuoteBegin-Llamadragon2.0+Apr 27 2004, 09:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Llamadragon2.0 @ Apr 27 2004, 09:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> dammit. I wish random people talked to me so I could do stupid things like that. [/quote]
im random, i'll talk to you