Tell me jokes... The ones I think are the best will get gil.

1st Prize: 20,000 gil
2nd Prize: 10,000 gil
3rd Prize: 5000 gil

EDIT: Fine RAF, you greedy fuck!

is that it? come on.. you can dish out more

My dog raped me ear. It was in the cold of night, and me and some buddies where ice-fishing. And I brought the dog of course, cause well we all need something to keep away from the fact that 6 men are in an small shack out on an lake for the night drinking.
It was horriable. I felt this wet thing in my ear, and at first I was like "John! STOP THAT MAN! We both agreed boot camp was the last time man." I heard an murmer that was John, and was like "oh fuck." and slapped said thing hitting me in the ear. Followed by yhe yelp.