Yes ladies and gentlmen, I bring you yet another game from my sack of twisted bordom logic!. I'm about to post an erotic story(letter rather) from am porno mag of mine, and yeah gotta guess the mag! To save my ass, I won't post the hole thing. Just the first paragraph or so. Also note the mag in question has been released in the last 5 months.


My buddy's been dating this girl named Jill for about three months now. Jill"s very cute, but she doesn't like me at all. I don't know why, I can't think of anything I've done to upset her, but she just scrowls at me everytime I see her.

Last week I went over to Peter's place to see if he wanted a beer but found only Jill there. She told me Peter had gone to the store and asked if I wanted to com in and wait. I said sure and edured a rather uncomfortable ten minutes sitting opposite Jill as she glared at me in silence.

In the end, Jill said she was going to get changed and sisappeared next door into the bedroom. The door swung halfway shut then stopped, and through the rather large gap I saw her start to undress. She slipped out of her skirt, and then her top, and unlcipped her bra, then she ben over and slowly pushed her panties over her ass and down her legs.

And this is where I leave it.

Perfect 10?

Try again old bean.

I think you got something here. I mean, if the girl thought you were repulsive. She'd of just closed the door all the way (slam it, lock it, much less let you in while she plans on changing clothes).

On the other hand. She just might be a bitch and showing you what you can't have.

One question. Was she doing taking her clothes off sexy like or was it just a "nobody sees me (especially that repulsive guy) so I'll undress and change into other clothes thing"?

ok, well this story seems kind of more risque and voyeur, than hardcore, so that rules out something like "Anal Cream Pies" but it almost seems like the obvious choices (Playboy, Penthouse) are too easy;
so i'll say Hustler.

Pah. I haven't bought an hustler in over an year(I don't like oiled up womens, and it was basicly lame), and I don't do playboy(unless it an special edition) or penthouse. I'm boreder hardcore/softcore. Though once I find an place to buy some bondage mags I'll be set for life

RJD: Hehe, this is an letter from the mans perspective. This "actualy" happend to them. It part of the mags real life letter section.

Edit: Here almost the rest: I sat there staring at here, completely transfixed by this sight, and when she turned around and saw me looking, I almost died with embarrassment. I expected her to scream at me and slam the door shut, but istead she just stood there looking back at me and brushiing her hair. It seems crazy, I know, but it didn't occur to me for several seconds that perhaps she wanted me to look. When it did dawn on me though, I got up out of my chair and walked over to the bedroom. I pushed the door open and watched as she brushed her hair, then asked when Peter was coming back. "Probably not for a couple of hours yet, you can stay if you like or you can go, whichever you prefer,'' sye said, lying down on the bed and storking her hand between her legs.

Ah. I thought this actually happened to you.



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"Probably not for a couple of hours yet, you can stay if you like or you can go, whichever you prefer,'' sye said, lying down on the bed and storking her hand between her legs.

Sounds like a stretch. That the writer embellished and never personally stretched.

Ah fuck hell no. My best's friend chick reminds me of an fucking rat. To boot she an annoying little french canadian cunt who almost ruined our friendship last year. His sister on other hand I shall never forget that week we spent together, now that was worth almost ruining the friend ship.

Edit 2: Screw it. heres the rest of the letter.
'I didn't think you liked me.'' I said, moving over to the bed. ''I don't, I think you're a bastard, but you're going to fuck me. Go on, fuck me like the bastard you are!''she spat, slipping two fingers inside her pussy. This didn't make any sense to me at all, but then again women seldom did. All
I knew was that she was absolutely wanton and clawing at my stiff cock through my jeans in a way that made me forget the word no.

ripped off my clothes and pulled her legs up around my shoulders, then leaned forward, sinking into her warm, wet depths with eas. Jill gasped beneath my as I bent her double and laid on top of her, grinding my cock in her slippery hole. Her pussy gripped my prick at the base and clutched at is as I stroked in and out of her silky cunt. She continued to scrowl at me as I fucked her and told me I was a sonofabitch fo screwing my best buddy's girl.
'You don't care about anyone, you're just a user,' she said angrily. "And now you're just using me-to fuck-to cum over. Anything you want,' she said, getting really quite carried away.

I started slamming my cock into her harder and harder, making her yell with lust as we did out concerted best to bury the bed into the wall. "Oh no, no you're making me cum,' she moaned, wrapping her legs around me and squeezing my cock like a vise. I climbed out from between her legs and dropped down between her thighs to drink, slurping over he swollen lips thumbing her clit as she squealed with fpleasure. I kept my tongue in her pussy and swung around so that my cock was directly over her face. She grabbed it and sucked on the end, rubbing my bass and squeezing my shaft to perfection.

I continued to eat her as I came, burying my tongue deep inside her as I pumped her mouth full of ribbons of hot spunk. Jull said nothing for once, she was too busy gulping down my load, but when she finished she called me a bastard again and told me she hated me. I finished licking her cunt, then climbed off and got dressed. I looked down at Jill who was all sweaty and breathless, but she told me I'd better go.

I asked if I could fuck her again, but Jill just laughed in my face. 'You're an absolute bastard, you'll do anything you like to me and there's nothing I can do about it,' she said, confusing me more than ever.
I've since fucker her three more times once in the ass, which really drove her crazy but I don't understand this any better than I did that first day.
I guess it's just some fantasy role-play of hers, though when I subtly asked Peter about her, he told me she was very ordinary girl. "A bit to boring in bed to be honest,' he added.
Not in my experience, I should've told him.

okay, thats a complete fantasy he's just made u cos hes a virgin

i got a good one though (yeah double post i know!)


a group of mates (girls) bought a vibrator, one of them had no money so they other girlks told her she couldnt use it. they "shared" the vibrator (hopefully washing it between use!) and told her how great it was, so the girl decided to pleasure herself using an electirc toothbrush, unfortutely the head came off inside her and she couldnt get it out, she wrote the letter off to the magazine saying that it'd been inside her for a week and it was really painfuil and she wanted to know how to get it out!


ARGH!

Aside from the fact that the guy claims it actually happened, the getting-used-like-a-doll scenario is a really common fantasy for girls ... but USUALLY what they want in reality is just some really rough sex with their boyfriend/husband, lots of abuse and pain in it, and then just to curl up and go to sleep together happily after. Which is actually normal.

The guy who wrote that letter probably had heard of that kind of fantasy, and had a kind of counter-fantasy of it, involving himself (poorly written). Sounds a wee retarded ... Oh, and I have no guess as to the magazine, because Google doesn't know.

And CLGG ... that one you posted was HORRIBLE!!! XD

The toothbrush thing.


The vagina is so versitile.

We have an local legand of an female using an hotdog to please her self, and it well getting stuck inside. It kinda makes yeah think how nice and tight that little bitch was, if it's true. Before the doc had to lube up and pull out that hot dog.

hahaha thats hilarious, if its true. i heard from a newfie once that the poor womans dildo was to put a lobster tail in the pussy and then burn the face of the lobster with a lighter, causing the tail to girate.

probably not true, but still, coming from a newfie, it could be true