<span style='colorurple'>absolutely positive.</span>

ok me trys it


me : *Moo's like a Duck*....
chick: wtf
me: *Moo's like a Duck again*
chick: *slap**walks off*
me:

me : *Moo's like a Duck*
chick: Excuse me
me: *Moo's like a Duck again*
chick: oh thats pretty HOT
me: *Moo's like a Duck*
chick: Thats sexy, whats up hun
me: *Moo's like a Duck*
chick: *kneels down* oh its irresistible
me: B)

damn, it does work

<span style='colorurple'>Well... it will work 2 out of 3 times :-) *Guarenteed or your money back!*</span>

i didnt need to m00 like a duck to get myself a gf this time !

<span style='colorurple'>good job.. now see.. thats pure luck right there.. because when the phrase is used.. it is 99.99999999997 percent garunteed to work for any man... congrats on your surpassing the magic of... the moo like a duck phrase!</span>

haha i cant believe you people are having a conversation about "Moo"ing

I can believe it....and I tried mooing like a duck too. now people just think I'm weirder than before (if that was possible)

Age: 16
Virgin: Yes, but for how much longer?
Beats the pork: Of course!


And yes, GF's are just a waste of time, money, and energy.. Even if you do get laid, how much of your life did you have to waste for 30 glorious minutes?

<span style='colorurple'>lol! Well said, well said hound.... i think.. </span>

I wish I was still a virgin, sex is nice but you do kinda get dependant on it, (BTW I'm 17, hetrosexual and in a loving relationship) having sex when u're young does majke you a slut, the girl I lost my verginity to was 14 and had had sex before.

Unfortunately I've had sex, I'd rather not have, but that's a long story. Only did it with one person, have had two girlfriends (one was the one I did it with) and am 18 ;P Rarely masturbate, don't feel the need to the last few months h34r:

DUDE!!!!! Don't say that a nice wank in the evening is what everyone needs! I have sex nearly once a day (with my girlfriend ) but it's still nice to spend a little time on your own.... also it's exercise for your penis!

Kegel exercise are exercise for your penis, not masturbation!

well actually masterbation decreases the risks for stroke and heart disease
haha and it is scientifically proven

also increases the width of your penis making you more fun for women.....unless they're tight virgins, then it's just not nice

How would it increase the width? ;/ You'd think, if anything, it'd decrease the width since you're holding it like that...

I masterbate

Nah it's like a workout for your penis

<!--QuoteBegin-ziptal+Oct 13 2003, 02:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ziptal &#064; Oct 13 2003, 02:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> well actually masterbation decreases the risks for stroke and heart disease
haha and it is scientifically proven [/quote]
Tender. I'm not going to have any stroke then cause I stroke it nightly. Here I thought masterbation was making me blind, but instead I find out it makes me damn near immortal.

<!--QuoteBegin-Roneo Strife+Oct 15 2003, 05:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Roneo Strife @ Oct 15 2003, 05:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I masterbate [/quote]
Well done.

*Clap Clap*

I think so.

Well Done Scott *clap, clap* needless sarcasm...you know you wank anyway

Anyone (aka: guys) here says that they don't jack or have never jacked befor is either a lier or hasn't reached puberty.

what if they're christian?