It was just at the weekend there,

I invite this girl out to a club, I go to a few of my usual places were the doormen etc would know me, I arrive with her to one of the clubs were one of the doormen comes over to her and looks at her for a minute then turns round to me rather loudly and proclaims.. that's not the same girl you were with last week!!!!!

haha I was mortified... luckily she seen the funny side of it and thought it was a joke

lol motto of this story, don't trust doormen...

Andy

That or try getting a steady girlfriend for once ^_~

You try getting a steady girlfriend you can trust when you do what I do.. Know who I know..

Uuuhh....
Who are you?
Secret Agent Andy?

andy cant get a gf, we're having an arranged marrige. i cant remember why cos i was stoned at the time bt we are so

No i'm not a secret agent.. maybe I'm a radio & tv presenter,

YOU WERE STONED AT THE TIME, AH DAMMIT LOL.

And I can get a girlfriend.. that's the problem.. too fucking many of them.. I want one.. I can trust.. Hard.. 8)

Just tell them that you date quite a bit of ladies. If they really wan't you. They'll keep you (if not, free sex). The doorman will only motivate them.

Just give the damn doormen 2 buck and pay for his silence

he might think your buying his sex through!

just tell the doormen he can have your date after youre done with her

Simple way rounds that. Don't tell them what you do. If they ask, just say you work behind the sences at an radio station. Don't mention that you do interviews and crap. Say yeah the janitor. If they ask about the money. Just say you got an really strong union.

or just sepnd no money on em

Just show her the pics you posted here of all the AWESOME! celebrities you met. You will actually be the doorman to those pictures (unexpected plus).


If that don't work tell them you're a janitor (great pick up line, "I get and clean more ass then a toilet seat"......(thanks for the tip untrue).

or just tell em your getting married

not sure what it'll achieve but it'll be amusing to see the looks on their faces

He's a rather egotistical radio host ...

Andy: You could easily get one steady girlfriend who you can trust. It's a matter of her being able to trust you that's an issue.

egotistical?!!?!??! Lol!!

That's the last thing I am.......

I never said I was trustworthy.. I'm 20.. i'm not meant to be at least if I can!!!

and how dare you call me egotistical!!? who the hell are you anyway???

what and who exactly do you know?

what's that got to do with you???

I know everyone../everyone knows me.

just curious, but fair enough......

do you know mary jane who lives down tha lane?