Ever farted during sex?

Jan. 27, 2005 @ 8:02 AM
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The LamperusRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (507 Points) The Lamperus

. . . Cause. . . y'know . . . I haven't. . .



. . .



. . . Nope.

Jan. 27, 2005 @ 10:03 AM
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amodmanRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (550 Points) amodman

reminds me of mall rats...

"Well, she was goin down on me at the time..."

Jan. 28, 2005 @ 12:18 AM
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The LamperusRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (507 Points) The Lamperus

I still haven't seen that. ;_;

Jan. 28, 2005 @ 1:49 AM
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Creepy_Little_Goth_GRank 2: General (1,525 Points) Creepy_Little_Goth_G

i would never with a guy that i hadnt been with very long but when i was with a guy id been with for 2 years then it just didnt matter, it was actually quite amusing!

Jan. 28, 2005 @ 2:34 AM
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ziptalRank 4: Major General (1,010 Points) ziptal

no.


if a woman ever did that i would kick her out of bed and throw her out a window.

Jan. 28, 2005 @ 2:42 AM
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XxHoundxXRank 3: Lieutenant General (1,237 Points) XxHoundxX

i hear if you're doin her in the butt and she farts it inflates your balls.


I'm seven feet tall and I kick over buildings.
Jan. 28, 2005 @ 6:51 AM
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Anonymous CowardRank 17: Noob (0 Points) Anonymous Coward

Hahaha that's the funniest thing ever. Your the next winner of my gil donation :p

Jan. 28, 2005 @ 9:03 AM
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Lib3rty0xRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (494 Points) Lib3rty0x

Quote:
i hear if you're doin her in the butt and she farts it inflates your balls.



holy shit, i can not stop laughing at that.

Nope never farted durning any thing like that.

Jan. 29, 2005 @ 12:02 AM
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HomerRank 5: Brigadier General (809 Points) Homer

Quote:
i hear if you're doin her in the butt and she farts it inflates your balls.



Ah shit man Im giving 100 g just for that :D

Jan. 29, 2005 @ 2:50 AM
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XxHoundxXRank 3: Lieutenant General (1,237 Points) XxHoundxX

danke :D that's like 3 or 4 donations.


I'm seven feet tall and I kick over buildings.
Jan. 29, 2005 @ 7:43 AM
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The LamperusRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (507 Points) The Lamperus

Hahaha, oh man . . . so very, very wrong.

Jan. 29, 2005 @ 3:31 PM
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rjdRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (564 Points) rjd

Lol. Hound you crazy bastard. I'd like to donate till my gill reaches a nice round number.




What goth girl said is true. After a certain time together it doesn't really matter your partner lets one go (well really stink and constantly may raise a few red flags).

Like Andrew Dice Clay once said "Do whatever you want baby. Just look good and smell good afterwards" (not an exact quote).

I might be going down a bad road here. There is a farting/suction sound that occurs naturally during sex sometimes.

Jan. 30, 2005 @ 2:07 AM
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Bane KingRank 3: Lieutenant General (1,285 Points) Bane King

I dunno about farting but one of my friends told me that she was bang'n her BF in his car one day and he just blurted out. my ex called me yesterday and she wanted to hook back up. Needless to say she turn off the sex after that. I'm glad I wasn't him...but then again he was getting some.
;_;

Edit: and yes, i too had a chuckle about your post hound.

Jan. 30, 2005 @ 5:54 AM
# 14
The LamperusRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (507 Points) The Lamperus

HAHAHAHAAHASHA

Oh man . . . that's got to be the worst thing you could say during sex other than "Man, your sister was a lot better."

Jan. 30, 2005 @ 11:40 AM
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THA_MLGRank 5: Brigadier General (571 Points) THA_MLG

Quote:
. . . Cause. . . y'know . . . I haven't. . .



. . .



. . . Nope.



Denial at it's best. Just like you to make a thread like this...

oh well, go figure.

Oh... yeah... that was pretty damn funy Hound... I'll consider a donation... though I'm not making any promises.

Jan. 31, 2005 @ 6:06 AM
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XxHoundxXRank 3: Lieutenant General (1,237 Points) XxHoundxX

i feel like an autistic kid who did something funny.


I'm seven feet tall and I kick over buildings.
Feb. 02, 2005 @ 12:07 AM
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HomerRank 5: Brigadier General (809 Points) Homer

And youre not? Damn maybe I should of donated more money :p

Feb. 14, 2005 @ 2:19 AM
# 18
andyRank 7: Major (377 Points) andy

I'm sorry but I actually stole that line and used it on the show, it's the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire fucking life!

Feb. 14, 2005 @ 11:30 PM
# 19
Creepy_Little_Goth_GRank 2: General (1,525 Points) Creepy_Little_Goth_G

im assuming this was a late night show right?

Feb. 15, 2005 @ 12:39 AM
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andyRank 7: Major (377 Points) andy

yeah 10pm - 1am, chat show.. we got a new call screener last night, shes called Ivana Nailer

:)

Feb. 21, 2005 @ 12:46 AM
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mattRank 5: Brigadier General (662 Points) matt

i did once,
sex stopped,
rolled off the bed onto the floor laughing histaricly,
laughing stopped,
relized once again that we were both horny and naked,
....sex resumed

Feb. 21, 2005 @ 2:01 AM
# 22
Creepy_Little_Goth_GRank 2: General (1,525 Points) Creepy_Little_Goth_G

thats probably the best case scenario!

Feb. 21, 2005 @ 3:37 AM
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NaTaKuRank 2: General (1,816 Points) NaTaKu

the key to farting during sex is to make it silent..... farting whilst reciveing head though is much harder to hide

Feb. 21, 2005 @ 3:16 PM
# 24
Creepy_Little_Goth_GRank 2: General (1,525 Points) Creepy_Little_Goth_G

but silent ones are deadly, im sure even the "heat of the moment" coudnt hide the smell

Feb. 27, 2005 @ 2:17 AM
# 25
mattRank 5: Brigadier General (662 Points) matt

if the chick farts a silent one while your eating her out, then theres no way to tell,your sense of smell ha already been infected, ya wont know the diffrence

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