Do you reckon jesus could be an alien?

May. 24, 2007 @ 3:04 PM
# 1
Cookman69Rank 7: Major (276 Points) Cookman69

Could be. they do talk about some weird stuff... circles in circles what could that be?!??
Maybe it only makes sense to me...

May. 24, 2007 @ 5:11 PM
# 2
Bane KingRank 3: Lieutenant General (1,285 Points) Bane King

It's been considered a theory but I don't think it's true.
I think the man lived. I believe what the Bible teaches is true.
I believe that it teaches how to handle most real life situations in the maturest manner possible.
I respect the book but with the many translations out today, I believe that most of what actually happen was not included to protect the "image" of several parties.
I believe that the book of Mary should be a chapter in the book because she played a roll in what happen.
I believe that the reasons for leaving her side of the story out is complete and total bullshit!

Having stated that, I believe that I will handle my own life without a book. We as humans should be able to handle the complications of life without running to a so-called "instruction manual".
I believe that if you are in constant need of aid then you are either...
A: Not trying hard enough to apply yourself
B: To weak to even try
C: Handicapped in a "Dun Dun Duh" kinda way

Call me an asshole but it pisses me off to hear people say I don't know what to do before they really even try.

So I hope I went far enough off this topic for you people to say...

"What?"

May. 25, 2007 @ 1:42 AM
# 3
Ness222Rank 4: Major General (912 Points) Ness222

Jesus was an anarchist. Anarchy is retarded.
Therefore: Jesus = Retarded.

May. 25, 2007 @ 1:43 AM
# 4
Bane KingRank 3: Lieutenant General (1,285 Points) Bane King

that works 2

May. 25, 2007 @ 7:54 AM
# 5
Cookman69Rank 7: Major (276 Points) Cookman69

yeah Its probably not true in retrospect, but it would explain alot of things (apparently to JW's everything in revelation in some way applies to them)

Hey, ive got to walk on water wheres my moon boots?

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