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Snape kills Dumbledore, Maxim kills Rebecca, the Planet of the Apes was Earth all along, Jean Grey is actually Phoenix and kills Scott and Xavier (but Xavier isn't actually dead) but then Wolverine kills her, the Confederates lose, Darth Vader is Luke's father, the Salvatores knocked up Richard Wright, the Enclave was behind the misdirected shipment of water chips, Sephiroth kills Aeris, Frodo destroys the Ring, Desmond is in the hatch, the alien scum was distracting Duke Nukem all along while their real invasion force was moving in on Earth, Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are long-lost brothers, Harold and Kumar are going to Amsterdam, Tetra is Zelda, Romeo and Juliet commit suicide, the answer is 42, the culprit was, in fact, the butler all along, the Holy Grail is in the Louvre, the animator suffers a fatal heart attack before the Black Beast of Aaarrgh gets them, and Soylent Green is ? get this ? PEOPLE!!!
uncyclopedia LOL
i dun car what u do 2 me bandit! i hope the roflcopter breaks FREE!!!
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