omfg cba any one explain to me a few things about this RPg, l;ike how thefuck to get weapons and armour and some kinda instruction manual

I thought you had to buy weapons, but... no theres none in the store. I'd suggest not stealing anything, I tried and got caught first time, haha.

I bought some from HQ but I can't fuckoing e2q1uip them.... it'#s WELL gay

When you go into a battle it asks you to equip your armor. You don't actually equip the weapons, you just use them once your in the fight.

The fuck is this shit?

its really hard to start out.. i think 'its' missing some items

haha who bought the Legendary Cock Ring from my store?
it doesnt tell me who bought the stuff
excellent buy though

it is kinda silly........you cant change the sexof the character either. it keeps saying clgg took a swipe at nataku but HE missed.......or words to that effect!

Yeah it's got a lot of bugs but it's not that bad.

i think its pretty cool...

my bronze dagger doesnt work in battle. or my guy is too drunk to know how to use it.

that'd be me. I bought everything that was at your store. Had me an excess of money and the items looked interesting, haha. Too bad I can't use them.....

you need to be a certain level to use some of these items, its a bitch to level up though

So, I tried out a magician dude. I go into on oh those monster battle things, and even with twice the defense and offense of the dude, he death swiped me for 8 hp...had to ressurect, LOL.

edit: damn, my mage is frickin mincemeat to these guys! LOL. I bought some spells to cast...but I think I'm too low level to cast them! I wish I had a weapon, though, to try out this enchantment thing...

I took a lot of time leveling up on my thief skils and then I tried stealing a rock (the least valuable item) and I got caught AGAIN

Stealing is retarded. You get like 500% of your money back when you sell bought items.

edit: My trade skill is not coming back and it's pissing me off!

the rpg me and chris are playing is better
you can battle other players on the forum, i just raped chris in our last battle

And who raped who when we were the same level... that's right.

Stiikjt have you ever come to think that you CANT steal from the store oh well I cant use nothing and I get killed by that damn skull 2 times in the same day, no need to say more I need a new monitor and mouse since those were the 2 closest things to my hands to throw at the wall....dammit...

I will eventually succesfully steal from that damned store.... or from zipitals....

So it was you who stole the Legendary Cock ring from my store!

haha, are you going to take that????
you paid a lot of gil to get that cock

Ziptal quick use magic or something and make it 5 size´s smaller when he´s wearing it

I dont know, With TJ i dont think you could make it too small

lol.