Yeah ever done with an member of the oppisite sex. It simple think of an time yeah did something either just plain retarted beyond mention or the nerdiest thing yeah ever did.

I'll get started.
My most embaressing gotta be when I was drunk and havin sex. Girl asks me "How does it feel" too which I replyed "Ackward!" due to an brain fart and scotch. Talk about frigid. I got no nookie after that for an while.

I got one.

I was 18 years old (I had my share of sex with girls my own age) and she was a beautiful 27 year old Canadian Native-American/White girl from Standoff, Alberta . She smuggled weed from Calgary and always gave me the best deals. One day (while I had the place to myself), I was playing Donkey Kong Country (no shit) she came to my house and asked if I wanted to try some hash she had. I agreed, (since I haven't tried it yet) and we proceeded to smoke it off a butter knife on the stove.

After a few hits. She showed me the blow a hit from her mouth to my mouth trick (that I already knew), she kissed me in a way that I knew very well where this was going.

On the way kissing all the way to bed. All I could think about was the impending sex (and my at that time gf that was about to arrive or call).


She took complete control and was using me for how she wanted it. It was awesome...till she passed me the torch.

The nerdiest thing that came out of my mouth with a girl was..."I'm used to younger girls". The panties and the door never shut so hard.

We got back together again..and did our business eventually. But I think I missed the chance for an rjd style porno with the most perfect circumstances and partner ever.

i havent got a personal one but i'm perfectly hapy to share a story of one of my ex's called Ben.

We were about 15 and in his room....playing scabble....of course.....and his little sisters knocked on the door. we hurridly put clothes back on and answered. they wanted hikm to undo a top of a jar or a bottle or something. so he stood up, forgeting that he forgot to put a belt on and his trousers dropped to his ankles in the middle of the room....

fortuantely for him his sisters were more amused by the fact that i could open the jar and ben couldnt.

Getting high and cheating on your girlfriend. Now there's a. . . wait . . . no, you're just an asshole. . . that wasn't even nerdy, or embarassing.

If he wants to get high and cheat on his girlfriend thats his choice, he doesnt need permission from you captain morality.

Perhaps he was seperated from his girlfriend? On a break? Or maybe she was cheating on him.

Or maybe Im completely wrong and he is an asshole

Maybe one of his female friends took contral of the keyboard and wrote that. Not alot of men think that way. Besides he cheated big deal. If he did it with an canadian french/native mix. he woulda been in for an hell of a ride.

hahaha 0wn3d. i think my funniest moment was i told my friend who was sitting on my lap i had a hardon. she smiled, then i stared at her, and she asked what that look was for. i told her it went away. she hit me and left.

HAHA, THAT one was pretty funny!!!

haha! yeah! lol,

surely she'd have felt it go away though if she was sitting on your lap!

what was it? suddenly get a flash image of margret thatcher naked??

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surely she'd have felt it go away though if she was sitting on your lap!

what was it? suddenly get a flash image of margret thatcher naked??

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Oh my god! She's fuckin hot! CLGG, can you get her number for me?
(For you complete retards out there, I was being sarcastic )

i have no idea why lol.

Haha. Nice story hound. Girls tend to sit on our laps in the most stimulating way don't they.

That earlier post was my own personal experience by the way. Now that I am older (closer to her age) its the most nerdy thing I ever said to a lady.

On the asshole thing...I'm a fucking prick. I admit it.

ive never said anything nerdy to a girl.

cept 'talk nerdy to me'