The Death Test

Jan. 27, 2004 @ 9:28 PM
# 1
TennzRank 9: Lieutenant (67 Points) Tennz

Take the <a href='http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/' target='_blank'>Death Test</a> and get an excate estimate on how many years you got left, provided that you don't die or before or live after the given year.

Jan. 27, 2004 @ 10:00 PM
# 2
Creepy_Little_Goth_GRank 2: General (1,525 Points) Creepy_Little_Goth_G

May 4, 2026
at the age of 39 years old.
:(

Horrible Accident (18%)
Cancer (17%)
Suicide (11%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Overdose (7%)

Jan. 27, 2004 @ 10:32 PM
# 3
TennzRank 9: Lieutenant (67 Points) Tennz

March 15, 2064
at the age of 76 years old.


I guess i will outlive you.



Jan. 27, 2004 @ 11:15 PM
# 4
Llamadragon2.0Rank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (454 Points) Llamadragon2.0

February 27, 2056
at the age of 68 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (31%)
Suicide (13%)
Drowning (13%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

Jan. 28, 2004 @ 1:42 AM
# 5
mattRank 5: Brigadier General (662 Points) matt

april 24, 2053 66 years. shit! thats when my grandpa died at 66

Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Drowning (9%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Jan. 28, 2004 @ 3:44 AM
# 6
Raven77Rank 10: Master Sergeant (47 Points) Raven77

February 7, 2072
at the age of 87 years old.

Heart Attack (40%)
Cancer (23%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Drowning (6%)

Jan. 28, 2004 @ 4:07 AM
# 7
Ness222Rank 4: Major General (912 Points) Ness222

November 28, 2052
at the age of 63 years old. :o

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Drowning (13%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Wild Animal Mauling (5%)

Jan. 28, 2004 @ 5:42 AM
# 8
Llamadragon2.0Rank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (454 Points) Llamadragon2.0

You die on my birthday.

Happy birthday to meee
Ness died of cancer yee!
I laughed like a maniac
kinda like this HEE HEE!

Jan. 28, 2004 @ 7:44 AM
# 9
UntrueDeathRank 5: Brigadier General (746 Points) UntrueDeath

This is great! To bad I already know the means of my death and what age.


"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 16, 2048
at the age of 65 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Drowning (7%)
Wild Animal Mauling (6%)





Jan. 28, 2004 @ 9:36 AM
# 10
Lib3rty0xRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (494 Points) Lib3rty0x

April 25, 2061
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (26%)
Cancer (16%)
Drowning (11%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Suicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

Jan. 28, 2004 @ 11:48 AM
# 11
SBRank 1: General of the Army (2,226 Points) SB

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 2, 2058
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)

Jan. 28, 2004 @ 3:13 PM
# 12
Shad0wbladeRank 8: Captain (130 Points) Shad0wblade

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 16, 2054
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Auto-Fellatio (15%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)


Auto-Fellatio ?!?!?!? what the fuck !

Jan. 28, 2004 @ 9:15 PM
# 13
andyRank 7: Major (377 Points) andy

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 15, 2056
at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Homicide (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

I really hope it's alien abduction I really do :P

Jan. 28, 2004 @ 11:11 PM
# 14
MakenshiRank 8: Captain (154 Points) Makenshi

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 2, 2051
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (21%)
Cancer (20%)
Auto-Fellatio (15%)
Suicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Homicide (5%)

Jan. 29, 2004 @ 4:24 AM
# 15
UntrueDeathRank 5: Brigadier General (746 Points) UntrueDeath

<!--QuoteBegin-Shad0wblade+Jan 28 2004, 06:13 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Shad0wblade @ Jan 28 2004, 06:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 16, 2054
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Auto-Fellatio (15%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)


Auto-Fellatio ?!?!?!? what the fuck ! [/quote]
Auto-Fellatio probably means recieving head while you're driving. My self would think it an perfect death. least that what Fellatio means to me last time me and my friends joked.

Jan. 29, 2004 @ 4:58 AM
# 16
TetsuoRank 5: Brigadier General (828 Points) Tetsuo

November 18, 2063
at the age of 79 years old

Cancer (39%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Contagious Disease (9%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Jan. 29, 2004 @ 6:22 AM
# 17
WyattHookRank 7: Major (415 Points) WyattHook

<!--QuoteBegin-UntrueDeath+Jan 28 2004, 11:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UntrueDeath @ Jan 28 2004, 11:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Shad0wblade+Jan 28 2004, 06:13 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Shad0wblade &#064; Jan 28 2004, 06:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 16, 2054
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Cancer (24%)
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Auto-Fellatio (15%)
&nbsp; &nbsp; Alcoholism (9%)
&nbsp; &nbsp; Alien Abduction (9%)
&nbsp; Heart Attack (6%)
&nbsp; Third Degree Burns (6%)
&nbsp; Suicide (6%)
&nbsp; Homicide (6%)
&nbsp; Horrible Accident (5%)


Auto-Fellatio ?!?!?!? what the fuck ! [/quote]
Auto-Fellatio probably means recieving head while you're driving. My self would think it an perfect death. least that what Fellatio means to me last time me and my friends joked. [/quote]
No, dieing from getting head in a car would be much better then Auto-Fellatio..


Auto Fellatio is giving YOURSELF hear. Auto means single. (e.x. Autocracy)

Jan. 29, 2004 @ 12:36 PM
# 18
slacker52Rank 4: Major General (920 Points) slacker52

May 26, 2046
at the age of 62 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Jan. 29, 2004 @ 2:29 PM
# 19
Shad0wbladeRank 8: Captain (130 Points) Shad0wblade

well if i could do it to myself, then i wouldnt need chicks

Jan. 29, 2004 @ 3:11 PM
# 20
Creepy_Little_Goth_GRank 2: General (1,525 Points) Creepy_Little_Goth_G

WHY IS EVERYONE OUT LIVING ME!?!?!!?!! :angry:

Jan. 30, 2004 @ 1:34 AM
# 21
TennzRank 9: Lieutenant (67 Points) Tennz

you have habbits that will terminate your life quicker then evry body else,but don't worry half of thses people will die before they reach the year of there death.

Jan. 31, 2004 @ 10:58 AM
# 22
amodmanRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (550 Points) amodman

February 8, 2061
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)

Feb. 01, 2004 @ 7:22 PM
# 23
THA_MLGRank 5: Brigadier General (571 Points) THA_MLG

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 8, 2042
at the age of 55 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (43%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)

Guess were not twins huh creepy goth. heh heh.

Oh well... means I got 38 years left...

I highly doubt I'll die of a heart attack though, and I don't know what genetic fuck up that could make me die of cancer... oh well... my grandmother and grandpa died of lung cancer from smoking... and I get a lot of second hand smoke from a lot of people.

Whatever... here today, gone tomorrow... besides... no one REALLY knows when their gonna die...

Feb. 03, 2004 @ 3:05 AM
# 24
NaTaKuRank 2: General (1,816 Points) NaTaKu

I can't remember my ewxact one but it was in the 70's...and it was from Aides, suicide or cancer I think

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