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<!--QuoteBegin-UntrueDeath+Jan 28 2004, 11:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UntrueDeath @ Jan 28 2004, 11:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Shad0wblade+Jan 28 2004, 06:13 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Shad0wblade @ Jan 28 2004, 06:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 16, 2054 at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%) Auto-Fellatio (15%) Alcoholism (9%) Alien Abduction (9%) Heart Attack (6%) Third Degree Burns (6%) Suicide (6%) Homicide (6%) Horrible Accident (5%)
Auto-Fellatio ?!?!?!? what the fuck ! [/quote] Auto-Fellatio probably means recieving head while you're driving. My self would think it an perfect death. least that what Fellatio means to me last time me and my friends joked. [/quote] No, dieing from getting head in a car would be much better then Auto-Fellatio..
Auto Fellatio is giving YOURSELF hear. Auto means single. (e.x. Autocracy)
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