Stunning Paris Hilton Revalation

Oct. 02, 2004 @ 1:59 PM
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ziptalRank 4: Major General (1,010 Points) ziptal

<a href='http://in.news.yahoo.com/040927/139/2gyr3.html' target='_blank'>http://in.news.yahoo.com/040927/139/2gyr3.html</a>


paris hilton released a book, i was suprised, because i didnt even know she could read.
Could someone please assasinate her already??


"it doesn't hurt to act rich as well as hot. I've found it to be a fairly unbeatable combination. Who's a guy going to go for: a girl who's gorgeous, or a girl who's gorgeous and rich?,"

no shit you dumb bitch, now why dont you choke on your own vomit and die you anorexic waste of skin.


edit: i'm happy my 700th post was to insult this slut

Oct. 03, 2004 @ 4:06 AM
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TetsuoRank 5: Brigadier General (828 Points) Tetsuo

i'd take the gorgeous without the rich

Oct. 03, 2004 @ 10:40 AM
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THA_MLGRank 5: Brigadier General (571 Points) THA_MLG

Gorgeous and rich means nothing if you've never had a real job in your entire life.

And y'know, yeah, actors and the like get paid millions for their work...

But the Hilton bitches get paid huge sums of money just for their father knocking up their mother.

Wish fate did that for all of us. Oh well, even if the top 2% have all the money in the nation...

Us 98% still hold it. Really unfair to us, but true.

Oct. 04, 2004 @ 11:00 PM
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UntrueDeathRank 5: Brigadier General (746 Points) UntrueDeath

Christ... The ghost writer who made this book is the one who needs to be dragged out an beaten. Hilton just an insecure little girl, trying to use her money and 'statis' to justife her current way of life.

Oct. 06, 2004 @ 12:05 AM
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slacker52Rank 4: Major General (920 Points) slacker52

and i thought i was the only one who didnt find her attractive at all :P

Oct. 06, 2004 @ 2:05 AM
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HomerRank 5: Brigadier General (809 Points) Homer

She´s dumb and blonde, long live the USA! <_<

Oct. 06, 2004 @ 11:00 PM
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Llamadragon2.0Rank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (454 Points) Llamadragon2.0

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Wait, there are people who find her attractive!?

Oct. 07, 2004 @ 3:24 AM
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XxHoundxXRank 3: Lieutenant General (1,237 Points) XxHoundxX

i'd hit it.


I'm seven feet tall and I kick over buildings.
Oct. 07, 2004 @ 6:04 AM
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ziptalRank 4: Major General (1,010 Points) ziptal

Hilton does look good i'll give her that, but it is so unbelivably artificial that it'd be like having sex with a doll. Her personality is so fake and contrived that its beyond stupid. I would not hit it.

Oct. 07, 2004 @ 8:52 AM
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Anonymous CowardRank 17: Noob (0 Points) Anonymous Coward

She's not really hot... people only like her because of the &#036;&#036;&#036;&#036;&#036;&#036;&#036;&#036;&#036;&#036;&#036;&#036;&#036;.

Oct. 07, 2004 @ 11:23 PM
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NaTaKuRank 2: General (1,816 Points) NaTaKu

she;'s not ugly but I wouldn't say she's great either.... but none of u BS and say u ain't seen 'the video'...... but yer IU'd say most of the attraction is her cash..... well at least she can say she ain't as ugly as Nichole Riche (if anyone remembers thre TV show)..... like the girl and her disfigured science experiment of a dog

Oct. 08, 2004 @ 9:28 AM
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doublerdRank 9: Lieutenant (78 Points) doublerd

i think her sister looks a lot better

Nov. 03, 2004 @ 11:56 PM
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OrezRank 10: Master Sergeant (60 Points) Orez

i'd hit it if i had the chance....as long as i didnt have to talk to her stupid ass after...

Nov. 04, 2004 @ 10:06 PM
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redeye^Rank 7: Major (436 Points) redeye^

I'd rather just hit HER tbh.

But no, when you watch the simple life, you realise that she actually isnt as bad as nicole richie, she is just the biggest bitch ever.

Nov. 05, 2004 @ 7:55 AM
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OrezRank 10: Master Sergeant (60 Points) Orez

yeah...thats whatlots of money does to people..turns them into fucking snobs

Nov. 05, 2004 @ 12:13 PM
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rjdRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (564 Points) rjd

Come on guys. We'd all stab it.

I don't like her personality and her ablility to be famous for nothing.

If she was (and this is totally imaginary) totally *** and she spread her ***** and said " *** **** *** **** in ** ****". You couldn't/wouldn't refuse.

Nov. 05, 2004 @ 12:15 PM
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ziptalRank 4: Major General (1,010 Points) ziptal

ok thats true, but if her cell phone rang during the middle of it, she would definitly get cock slapped.

Nov. 05, 2004 @ 4:40 PM
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Creepy_Little_Goth_GRank 2: General (1,525 Points) Creepy_Little_Goth_G

hahahahaha! thats so horrible when that happens!


the cell phone not the cock slap......which actually probable would be equally horrible!

Nov. 05, 2004 @ 9:43 PM
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THA_MLGRank 5: Brigadier General (571 Points) THA_MLG

If I heard her cell phone ring during the deed, I'd break the damn thing. If she complains, I'll be all "You've got enough money to buy the company that makes them. Besides, less talk, more action :P "

Nov. 06, 2004 @ 10:48 PM
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Creepy_Little_Goth_GRank 2: General (1,525 Points) Creepy_Little_Goth_G

this would involve you getting her into bed first though right???

Nov. 07, 2004 @ 5:58 AM
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Llamadragon2.0Rank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (454 Points) Llamadragon2.0

Like it's that much of an accomplishment...

Nov. 08, 2004 @ 1:05 AM
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redeye^Rank 7: Major (436 Points) redeye^

I think we're all making some assumtions about this young girl that are completely unfounded, for all we know she could be a very conservative girl who has only had a few sexual partners. Then again she can deep throat like nobodies business :O

Nov. 08, 2004 @ 8:41 AM
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THA_MLGRank 5: Brigadier General (571 Points) THA_MLG

Quote:
this would involve you getting her into bed first though right???



I HIGHLY stress the word if.

Quote:
Then again she can deep throat like nobodies business :O



lol. nice.

Nov. 08, 2004 @ 9:38 AM
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Anonymous CowardRank 17: Noob (0 Points) Anonymous Coward

Quote:
I think we're all making some assumtions about this young girl that are completely unfounded, for all we know she could be a very conservative girl who has only had a few sexual partners. Then again she can deep throat like nobodies business :O



That's awesome!!! You get 500 gil for that post becuase it's just that awesome.

Nov. 08, 2004 @ 11:46 AM
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THA_MLGRank 5: Brigadier General (571 Points) THA_MLG

Dude, don't lie Chris. You just feel sry for him wasting all of his money on the gambling table:P

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