Penis Explodes Durning Sex

Apr. 16, 2004 @ 10:41 PM
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UntrueDeathRank 5: Brigadier General (746 Points) UntrueDeath

<a href='http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_76570.html' target='_blank'>http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_76570.html</a>

The article pretty much tells the story, now excuse me while I go talk to an insurance broker.

Apr. 16, 2004 @ 11:48 PM
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slacker52Rank 4: Major General (920 Points) slacker52

lol, thats strange

Apr. 17, 2004 @ 12:19 AM
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ziptalRank 4: Major General (1,010 Points) ziptal

haha only in transulvania would such a thing happen

Apr. 17, 2004 @ 1:18 AM
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XxHoundxXRank 3: Lieutenant General (1,237 Points) XxHoundxX

bahahahahahaha


I'm seven feet tall and I kick over buildings.
Apr. 17, 2004 @ 1:59 AM
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codydaman_44Rank 8: Captain (193 Points) codydaman_44

Thats weird!

Apr. 17, 2004 @ 2:08 AM
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UntrueDeathRank 5: Brigadier General (746 Points) UntrueDeath

The thing I think we all can benifit the most from this story is, and why I posted it in f4a. Is that we all now know why it's important to wear that condom, and perhapes an cock ring to help stop the bleeding if need be.

Apr. 17, 2004 @ 2:09 AM
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mrTMBGRank 8: Captain (125 Points) mrTMBG

Wow. That is fucked up.

Apr. 17, 2004 @ 4:54 AM
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TetsuoRank 5: Brigadier General (828 Points) Tetsuo

Right....

Apr. 17, 2004 @ 5:24 AM
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amodmanRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (550 Points) amodman

*shiver painfully and looks down*

Apr. 17, 2004 @ 6:25 AM
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The LamperusRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (507 Points) The Lamperus

. . . Oh God.

Apr. 17, 2004 @ 8:12 AM
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KatimiaRank 11: Sergeant First Class (37 Points) Katimia

lol, see, sex is bad for u!

Apr. 17, 2004 @ 4:02 PM
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Creepy_Little_Goth_GRank 2: General (1,525 Points) Creepy_Little_Goth_G

and i can point and laugh!

Apr. 17, 2004 @ 9:13 PM
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Lib3rty0xRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (494 Points) Lib3rty0x

:o ouch..... that really had to hurt.

Apr. 17, 2004 @ 10:45 PM
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Llamadragon2.0Rank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (454 Points) Llamadragon2.0

Ummm...owwwww.

Apr. 17, 2004 @ 11:23 PM
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sttikjtRank 3: Lieutenant General (1,334 Points) sttikjt

I think my penis just shrivelled up inside itself....

Apr. 18, 2004 @ 10:08 PM
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NaTaKuRank 2: General (1,816 Points) NaTaKu

................
*hurls*
thanks for that dude

Apr. 18, 2004 @ 10:45 PM
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sttikjtRank 3: Lieutenant General (1,334 Points) sttikjt

I.. never knew.. they did that...

Apr. 19, 2004 @ 1:34 AM
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The LamperusRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (507 Points) The Lamperus

<!--QuoteBegin-sttikjt+Apr 17 2004, 06:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sttikjt @ Apr 17 2004, 06:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I think my penis just shrivelled up inside itself.... [/quote]
Mine did that yesterday . . . freaked me out . . . :(

Apr. 19, 2004 @ 1:51 AM
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UntrueDeathRank 5: Brigadier General (746 Points) UntrueDeath

This can't help but make me wonder, how the villiage/town/city will treat the girl.
"OH NOES!!!111 It the girl with hte cock killing cunt!""

Apr. 19, 2004 @ 5:25 AM
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sttikjtRank 3: Lieutenant General (1,334 Points) sttikjt

cunt is most definatly one of the most offensive words there are, haha. You can call a girl a bitch all you want, and she'll brush it off, but you call a girl a cunt and your in for it :lol:

Apr. 19, 2004 @ 6:28 PM
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Creepy_Little_Goth_GRank 2: General (1,525 Points) Creepy_Little_Goth_G

cunt is the most offensive word in the english language :D

i wanna know how it actually happened cos there must have been a <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>HUGE</span> amount of pressure and wouldnt he have pulled out first if it hurt of summut!?!?!

Apr. 20, 2004 @ 12:37 AM
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UntrueDeathRank 5: Brigadier General (746 Points) UntrueDeath

YEah it is odd. Why the hell didnt he pull out cause I'm sure he would of felt something before it exploded. So this leaves one to believe that they had to of been doing something rather kinky. To have that much pressure applied to the genitals, and him to ignore the pain that long before it exploded.

Apr. 20, 2004 @ 1:08 AM
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NaTaKuRank 2: General (1,816 Points) NaTaKu

....some people just don't know when to stop....... :rolleyes:

May. 11, 2004 @ 7:02 AM
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Ness222Rank 4: Major General (912 Points) Ness222

:o Freaky Romainian Bastards :o

May. 11, 2004 @ 10:47 PM
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Creepy_Little_Goth_GRank 2: General (1,525 Points) Creepy_Little_Goth_G

<!--QuoteBegin-NaTaKu+Apr 19 2004, 09:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NaTaKu @ Apr 19 2004, 09:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ....some people just don't know when to stop....... :rolleyes: [/quote]
i wonder if you can name a few <_<

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