The stuff in this site explains about alot of old crap we have long since forgotten.
(Well...at least any true gamers would have known about)

Anywho... if you have a little time to kill then I strongly recommend you read this guys comments on some of Nintendo's cool, stupid, and never should have been invented stuff.
(like the mario/princess shampoo, health snacks, and suspenders)


<span style='font-size:22pt;line-height:100%'><a href='http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/nes/default.asp' target='_blank'>LINK</a></span>


And befor you say "wrong catagory romeo" I'm not advertising this so the guys hit counter will go up but more for entertainment because some of the crap this guy talks about is true and kinda funny.

i remember "super mario world" kraft macaroni & cheese. from like ten years ago. I thought it was the stupidest thing ever and I still do. it never should have been invented

lol

my cousin tried keep one of every one but her little borther and sister came and ate them.

jesus christ I owned a lot of that list.

haha i didnt know nintendo created so much garbage. And here i was thinking Virtual boy was the worst creation

great, now i need to listen to some super-satan death metal just to get the 2 theme songs out of my head(0_0)

i didn't bother repolluting my mind with them.
It's sad but I've had the mario song stuck in my head since I heard it.
But luckally fo me I only remember 3 words of it.

well i played 2 of thhose flash things, kill the old man from zelda, kill the dog from duck hunt, and i was fairly better :huh:

It's no lie or secret that Nintendo made some really stupid shit back then...

Oh well... the 80's were a difficult time for some.

And I would love to see the Ninja Gaiden alarm clock in action.

nintendo didnt really make a whole lot actually, most of what you see is nintendo LLICENCED, besides: a mario ceiling fan, colone, lemonade, pinball machine, pillow case, stickers, sleeping bag, undies, suspenders, clock, score card trophy, and shampoo cant all be ideas from nintendo :blink:

<!--QuoteBegin-slacker52+Mar 7 2004, 09:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (slacker52 @ Mar 7 2004, 09:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> nintendo didnt really make a whole lot actually, most of what you see is nintendo LLICENCED, besides: a mario ceiling fan, colone, lemonade, pinball machine, pillow case, stickers, sleeping bag, undies, suspenders, clock, score card trophy, and shampoo cant all be ideas from nintendo :blink: [/quote]
yeah... no one company is that fucking retarded.

*IS STILL AN PROUD OWNER OF AN NINTENDO POWER GLOVE!* yep. Whenever I get that kinky urge, I go through my crap and put it on. The thing really adds to jerking the meat. It feels like I got the power, all in my right hand. such an turn on.

Oh man... that was just so wrong...

Speaking of the power of the right hand, I actually had some of the shampoo at one time.

lol

*IS A PROUD POSESSER OF THE GOODNES COMPLETE SET, no sleeves, no blowing into the carts, no blinking screen, i get screenshots and hacks too, and ill love it untill gcn scented purfume come out, along with a metroid thong and a my size princess toadstool/peach doll!!!!!! maybe next time well see some snift pussy suckers, mario and luigi blow-up dolls, a toadstool dildo with a bowser harness, a subcon vibrator, koopa and goomba lubricant, bob-omb massive dildos, birdo birth controll pills, and wart condoms. its only a dream, but im allowed to do that, arent i?

<!--QuoteBegin-THA_MLG+Mar 8 2004, 01:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (THA_MLG @ Mar 8 2004, 01:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Oh man... that was just so wrong...

Speaking of the power of the right hand, I actually had some of the shampoo at one time.

lol [/quote]
That why I type it! For the wrongness. it what bordem does to an man.

well lets not let it happen again.... I have one of those desion kinda books that say if you picked up this goto page 30, ect....it's a legend of zelda one based on that shitty tv series.

<!--QuoteBegin-UntrueDeath+Mar 10 2004, 01:29 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UntrueDeath @ Mar 10 2004, 01:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-THA_MLG+Mar 8 2004, 01:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (THA_MLG &#064; Mar 8 2004, 01:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Oh man... that was just so wrong...

Speaking of the power of the right hand, I actually had some of the shampoo at one time.

lol [/quote]
That why I type it! For the wrongness. it what bordem does to an man. [/quote]
lol. Don't take it seriously dude. I mean it in a funny way.

and i meen this in an evil way, fuck you

I Nver take anything seriously that I read on the internet.

<!--QuoteBegin-slacker52+Mar 8 2004, 07:01 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (slacker52 @ Mar 8 2004, 07:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> *IS A PROUD POSESSER OF THE GOODNES COMPLETE SET, no sleeves, no blowing into the carts, no blinking screen, i get screenshots and hacks too, and ill love it untill gcn scented purfume come out, along with a metroid thong and a my size princess toadstool/peach doll!!!!!! maybe next time well see some snift pussy suckers, mario and luigi blow-up dolls, a toadstool dildo with a bowser harness, a subcon vibrator, koopa and goomba lubricant, bob-omb massive dildos, birdo birth controll pills, and wart condoms. its only a dream, but im allowed to do that, arent i? [/quote]
bwahahahah that's the best damn thing i've ever heard.

<!--QuoteBegin-UntrueDeath+Mar 10 2004, 04:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UntrueDeath @ Mar 10 2004, 04:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I Nver take anything seriously that I read on the internet. [/quote]
lol. Good, keep it that way.

Man all of those old nintendo things are so PIMP! they are cheesy as hell but badass, i would buy those these days!

i was sure i posted in here, aw well funny shit

NES Cartridge Dust Covers! - Always wondered why N64 stopped this trend.
The UForce Controller! - This was a neat idea, I thought.
Nintendo Power Magazine! - Subscribed when I was 4.
The Power Pad! - Track n' Field, yeah!
The NES Advantage! - I recall it.
Super Mario Bros. Bubble Baths & Shampoo! - I owned at least two or three bottles of this.
The Game Genie! - I remember beating Mario 3 with that for the first time. I had the hammer suit the whole time.
Standard NES Controllers! - Well now.
The Nintendo Zapper Gun! - Hehe.
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! - How can you forget?
R.O.B. - Robotic Operating Buddy! - Thought that guy looked awesome.
The Nintendo Cereal System! - It looked so tasty in the ads.
The Power Glove! - Always wanted one!
Captain N! - Used to enjoy that show, but it wasn't my favorite Nintendo one.
The Electronic Game & Watch Series! - Remember 'em
Super Mario Bros. Pinball! - Some lucky bast'ahd won one in Nintendo Power.
The NES MAX Controller! - Remember it
Nintendo Adventure Books! - My friend was reading one of these.
Nintendo Underwear and Suspenders! - Mario 3 underoos, yeah!
Nintendo Game Packs & Tattoos! - Own one pack
The Zelda "Tips & Tactics" Guide! - Remember it
The Nintendo Fun Club! - Remember it

I cannot believe the amount of products that I do remember, being that I was probably six when all this was in it's prime. I also had the Mac n' Cheese. And a stretchy belt. And a whole bunch of stickers. I had some cool "poofy" Link stickers that seem very unique. Oh, and I remember some kind of cookies - Yoshi's Cookies, maybe, but probably not. I know that Yoshi was one of the shapes though.