Ninja Monkey

Oct. 31, 2005 @ 4:44 PM
# 1
NaTaKuRank 2: General (1,816 Points) NaTaKu

lmfao this is so random... that monkey obviously wants to die

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/monkeyvstiger.html

Edited by NaTaKu on Oct. 31, 2005 @ 4:45 PM

Aug. 04, 2006 @ 10:33 PM
# 2
centralbank_paymentdRank 17: Noob (1 Points) centralbank_paymentd

CENTRAL BANK OF Nigeria
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE LAGOS



From the Desk Of:
Prof. Charles C.Soludo
Executive Governor (CBN)
nigeriacbn_paymentdept@yahoo.com

CORPORATE OFFICE:TINUBU SQUARE LAGOS


ATTN: HONOURABLE CONTRACTOR.

I AM PROF. CHARLES SOLUDO, THE GOVERNOR CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN). I AND THE CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER (CSO) OF OUR BANK, HAVE ARRANGED WITH AN OFFICER IN THE COMPUTER SECTION, ENGINEER, ISSA BELLO, TO BRING PART OF YOUR TOTAL CONTRACT SUM AMOUNTING TO US$60M (SIXTY MILLION DOLLARS ONLY). WHY WE DID THIS IS BECAUSE ACCORDING TO INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE BANKS COMPUTER, THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A LONG TIME TO RECEIVE YOUR CONTRACT PAYMENT WITHOUT SUCCESS. AS WE FOUND OUT THAT YOU HAVE ALMOST MATE ALL THE STATUTORY REQUIREMENTS OF THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN) IN RESPECT OF YOUR PAYMENT, YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT OF INTEREST GROUPS. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN YOUR PAYMENT AS SOME WERE PURPORTEDLY ACTING AS YOUR SISTER COMPANY AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE MERELY DOING PAPER WORKS WITH YOU AND THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU RECEIVE FAX AND PHONE MESSAGES FROM DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN NIGERIA EVERYDAY.

MORE SO, WE FOUND OUT THAT SOME OF THE OFFICIALS OF THE PARASTATALS HAVE BEEN EXTORTING A LOT OF MONEY FROM YOU WITH THE PRETEXT OF HELPING YOU TO RECEIVE YOUR MONEY BUT ALL IS TO NO AVAIL. I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THIS MAY LAST FOR YEARS YET NOTHING WILL HAPPEN, IF YOU DO NOT DO AWAY WITH THOSE OFFICERS THAT YOU CALL YOUR PARTNERS, AND FOR SECURITY REASONS DO NOT TELL ANYBODY UNTIL YOU RECEIVE CASH AT YOUR DOORSTEP. NOW THE MONEY IS IN TWO SECURITY PROOF BOXES WEIGHING 98KG EACH, THAT IS 196KG FOR THE TWO BOXES.YESTERDAY WE WENT TO FOUR COURIER COMPANIES TO MAKE ARRANGEMENTS ON HOW TO SHIP THE TWO BOXES BY COURIER TO YOU. D.H.L., E.M.S., FEDEX., UPS. ALL COURIER COMPANIES IN NIGERIA WANTS TO OPEN THE BOXES FOR INSPECTION BEFORE SHIPMENT. THIS IS SOMETHING WE WANT TO AVOID BECAUSE THE BOXES WERE PADDED WITH MACHINE . WE TOLD THE COURIER COMPANIES THAT THE BOXES CONTAINED FILM MATERIALS AND WHEN OPEN WILL CAUSE DAMAGE TO THE MATERIALS (SPOIL). WE DID NOT DECLARE MONEY BECAUSE COURIER SERVICES DO NOT CARRY PHYSICAL CASH. I WILL SEND TO YOU THE KEYS TO OPEN THE BOXES BOTH THE OUTER AND INNER SECURITY CODE LOCK THROUGH ANOTHER COURIER COMPANY, THIS IS TO AVOID ANY INSPECTION IN ANY OF TRANSIT AIRPORT.A DIPLOMAT FRIEND OF MINE DISCLOSED TO ME THAT THERE IS A COURIER COMPANY THAT USE TO SEND DIPLOMATIC MATERIALS AND INFORMATION FROM ONE COUNTRY TO ANOTHER. THE COURIER COMPANY HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY AND THEY ARE NOT CHECKED BY ANY CUSTOMS ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. THE NAME OF THE COMPANY IS (NOBLE DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICES) .

I WILL MEET THEM AS SOON AS I HAVE YOUR GO AHEAD ORDER. THE DIPLOMAT WILL HELP ME SECURE THE VITAL PAPERS SO WE DO NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEM. WE HAVE CONCLUDED THAT YOU MUST COMPENSATE US WHEN THE TRANSACTION IS CONCLUDED. TO THIS EFFECT, YOU WILL SEND TO US A PROMISSORY NOTE ALONG WITH YOUR PRIVATE ADDRESS AS TO WHERE YOU WILL RECEIVE THE BOXES IN A SAFE CONDITION. PLEASE MAINTAIN TOP SECRECY AS IT MAY CAUSE A LOT OF EYEBROW IF DISCOVERED THAT WE ARE USING THIS WAY TO HELP YOU. DO NOT TELL ANY BODY ABOUT THIS UNTIL YOU HAVE RECEIVED YOUR MONEY. I WANT TO HELP YOU BECAUSE SOMETHING IN ME TELLS ME THAT YOU ARE A HONEST PERSON.

Your urgent answer is needed.





Yours In Service
PROF. CHARLES C.SOLUDO.
EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA(CBN
NOTE;THIS IS THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CODE CBN/2134ABZ)Remember to give this code any time you call me because of impersonation. and do call me as soon as you get this message.

Aug. 05, 2006 @ 1:05 AM
# 3
Bane KingRank 3: Lieutenant General (1,285 Points) Bane King

... o__0 ...

WTF?!?!?!?!?!


WE DON'T LIKE

Aug. 09, 2006 @ 9:23 PM
# 4
Ness222Rank 4: Major General (912 Points) Ness222

http://419eater.com/

Dec. 07, 2006 @ 12:21 PM
# 5
Cookman69Rank 7: Major (276 Points) Cookman69

Ill say it again :

F**K those nigerians!

Who would actually believe any of that Bulls**t! COME ON

SERIOUSLY!

Oh and nice monkeys.

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