Music industry sues 83-year-old dead woman

Feb. 08, 2005 @ 12:23 PM
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slacker52Rank 4: Major General (920 Points) slacker52

too funny....from http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2005/02/04/music_industry_sues_83_year_old_dead_woman/

CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- Gertrude Walton was recently targeted by the recording industry in a lawsuit that accused her of illegally trading music over the Internet. But Walton died in December after a long illness, and according to her daughter, the 83-year-old hated computers.

More than a month after Walton was buried in Beckley, a group of record companies named her as the sole defendant in a federal lawsuit, claiming she made more than 700 pop, rock and rap songs available for free on the Internet under the screen name "smittenedkitten."

Walton's daughter, Robin Chianumba, lived with her mother for the last 17 years and said her mother objected to having a computer in the house.

"My mother was computer illiterate. She hated a computer," Chianumba said. "My mother wouldn't know how to turn on a computer."

Chianumba said she faxed a copy of her mother's death certificate to record company officials several days before the lawsuit was filed, in response to a letter from the company regarding the upcoming legal filing.

"I believe that if music companies are going to set examples they need to do it to appropriate people and not dead people," Chianumba said. "I am pretty sure she is not going to leave Greenwood Memorial Park (where she is buried) to attend the hearing."

A Recording Industry Association of America spokesman said Thursday that Walton was likely not the smittenedkitten it is searching for.

"Our evidence gathering and our subsequent legal actions all were initiated weeks and even months ago," said RIAA spokesman Jonathan Lamy. "We will now, of course, obviously dismiss this case."

Feb. 08, 2005 @ 7:29 PM
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THA_MLGRank 5: Brigadier General (571 Points) THA_MLG

That'd have been so fucked up if they decided to go after the daughter or something just because the original DLer died.

I fucking hate the RIAA.

"Lets encourage pure crap music that people hate, then SUE them for not wanting to pay for the retarded shit!"

Yeah... it's gay.

Feb. 08, 2005 @ 10:02 PM
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Creepy_Little_Goth_GRank 2: General (1,525 Points) Creepy_Little_Goth_G

i hate to be the person who hasd to say "its likely not to be the person who we're searching for".......well duh

Feb. 09, 2005 @ 2:43 AM
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Ness222Rank 4: Major General (912 Points) Ness222

I read this on Herzeleid... funny shit

Feb. 09, 2005 @ 2:44 AM
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HomerRank 5: Brigadier General (809 Points) Homer

LOL how stupid do you have to be to get a job at the RIAA LMGDAO I know you sue for everything on USA nowadays but this is too damn much nice going guys keep up the good work....dumbasses :D

Feb. 09, 2005 @ 12:14 PM
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slacker52Rank 4: Major General (920 Points) slacker52

thought you guys would find this mildly amusing :D

Feb. 09, 2005 @ 12:54 PM
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Anonymous CowardRank 17: Noob (0 Points) Anonymous Coward

You have to use BBCode in your sig slacker.

Feb. 09, 2005 @ 10:33 PM
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HomerRank 5: Brigadier General (809 Points) Homer

Dumbass :D you should work for the RIAA slacker :p

Feb. 10, 2005 @ 12:24 AM
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slacker52Rank 4: Major General (920 Points) slacker52

lol, its been like that for awhile, since i decided to come back here

Feb. 10, 2005 @ 6:53 AM
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Bane KingRank 3: Lieutenant General (1,285 Points) Bane King

thats almost as dumb as a lady sueing mcD for spilling hot coffie on her lap and winning.

I have no site to back my story :p but it was on the news when i was a kid.

Feb. 10, 2005 @ 8:10 AM
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Anonymous CowardRank 17: Noob (0 Points) Anonymous Coward

Yeah I remember that. That's why everything has to say "Caution: Hot" on it now.

I didn't know that coffee was supposed to be hot!

Stupid idiots.

Feb. 11, 2005 @ 12:44 AM
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HomerRank 5: Brigadier General (809 Points) Homer

The funnier parts was that she won, a prize for stupidity damn the USA :D thats why Bush won again! LMGDAO

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