So like, my life sucks. And ums my gf dumped me for her vibrater, and dur I'm killing my self tonight.

well if you got a good TV send it over here, i need a better one


haha just hire a hot escort, she'll make all your problems disapear. well, i guess until around 6 months later. when you discover that you have new problems, problems that probably wont dissapear. Problems that are ichy and unsightly, forcing you to goto the doctor where he'll give this special cream to rub on and it'll start to burn and you wont be able to fall asleep and rigghhtt..

cheer up chum

How's about when girls actually give you their number they never take you call or never call back.

...ouch...

hehe, I'll remember that when I start dating again*Hasn't seen any in one year expect for the time he inavertanlty walked in on his old roomates doing it* thx the gods we can masterbate or my balls would be blue . I cant date cause I'm paying off some massive debt atm it sucks not being able to go out to bars and shiat.
I made this post to roll up my post count

epenis+++++++ from this

How about you try to give a girl a fake number because you don't want to be so mean to just say "no I won't give you my number," but then you accidentally give her your real number and she calls you and won't shut up for over 2 hours.


God I hate the phone....

there was this girl that lived on side street. I took that road one day to avoid the road construction and I saw she was home. I called her when I got home to ask her if she wanted to hang out or something and she said that she was on lunch and she was about to go back to work. Yeah that was bullshit cuz I drove by her house @ about 1 and I called her around 230. when I confronted her about it she told everyone I was scoping out her house.

But I still got the last laugh because she moved to and transfered to a different branch and it went out of business.


Owell....bitches will be bitches.