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Sorry if you have already seen this, Lol I find it fricken hilarious!
Sing to tune of Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)
> > > Naan, just killed a man
> > > poppadom against his head
> > > Had lime pickle now he's dead.
> > > Naan, dinner's just begun
> > > But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
> > > Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry
> > > If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow
> > > Curry on, curry on
> > > Cause nothing really Madras.
> > > Too late, my dinner's gone
> > > Sends shivers down my spine
> > > Bottom aching all the time
> > > Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
> > > Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
> > > Naan, ooh, ooh
> > > This dopiaza is so mild
> > > I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
> > >
> > > [guitar solo]
> > >
> > > I see a little chicken tikka on the side
> > > Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
> > > Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy
> > > Meat!
> > > Byriani (Byriani)
> > > Byriani (Byriani)
> > > Byriani and a naan
> > > (A vindaloo loo loo loo)
> > > I've eaten balti, somebody help me
> > > He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
> > > Stand you well back
> > > 'Case the loo is quarantined...
> > > Here it comes
> > > There it goes
> > > Technicolor yawn
> > > I chunder
> > > No!
> > > It's coming up again
> > > (There he goes)
> > > I chunder, it's coming back again
> > > (There he goes)
> > > Coming back again
> > > (up again)
> > > Here it comes again.
> > > (No no no no no no NO)
> > > On my knees, I'm on my knees
> > > On his knees, Oh, there he goes
> > > This vindaloo
> > > Is about to wreck my guts
> > > Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!
> > >
> > > [guitar solo]
> > >
> > > So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
> > > So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
> > > Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
> > > Just had to come out
> > > It just had to come right out in here.
> > >
> > > [guitar solo]
> > >
> > > [slow bit]
> > > Korma or dopiaza
> > > bhaji, naan or saag
> > > Nothing makes a difference
> > > Nothing makes a difference
> > > To meee....
> > > (Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)
> > >
LOL I'm gonna release this baby
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