I think hell froze over, help me break the bonds of marriage!

Mar. 18, 2005 @ 11:13 AM
# 1
UntrueDeathRank 5: Brigadier General (746 Points) UntrueDeath

Well, move this if yeah want to put it in spam. But I just heard some disturbing news from an friend of mine, and basicly gotta vent some wheres atm.
He planning on marrying. The fucker is marrying an girl, that every single one of his friends hate, and if I'm understanding some recent events, it because odds fucking are he's being bullied into it. And theres nothign I can do, but watch as in 4 year after the marriage or so they divorce. However, I DO plan on doing some rather nasty stuff to the jackass at his bachulors party(when it held thx-fully sometime after next year), and would like some more suggestions. Already I plan on giving him an mullet, and possiably pending on where the wedding being held, hiring an hooker(stripper) to basicly give him the gift of life.

Mar. 18, 2005 @ 11:34 AM
# 2
rjdRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (564 Points) rjd

Bullied by who?

You sure he ain't pussywhipped or in love?


My suggestion is aid him in getting a non-lethal STD.

Mar. 18, 2005 @ 2:44 PM
# 3
UntrueDeathRank 5: Brigadier General (746 Points) UntrueDeath

rjd wrote:
Bullied by who?

You sure he ain't pussywhipped or in love?


My suggestion is aid him in getting a non-lethal STD.


His family, and her's/her. Complicated situation, and trust me. I know who he loves, it not her. she just an side show till the woman he loves is no longer married. So no, it not love. It fear of being alone that driving him more so then anything. Sad really, since he can probably teach heff a few things about hooking up.

Mar. 18, 2005 @ 6:28 PM
# 4
NaTaKuRank 2: General (1,816 Points) NaTaKu

I used to be like that man and it's hard to really help anyone like that, tbh you can try and talk to him but he's likely not to listen to you or you can sit back and grit your teeth, I'd say try and talk to him, at least that way you know you've done as much as you can.

Mar. 19, 2005 @ 4:23 PM
# 5
UntrueDeathRank 5: Brigadier General (746 Points) UntrueDeath

Meh, talkin to him makes things worse. He dead set on proving people wrong in some areas. So this may be another reason why he doing it. Either way, I'll be on stand by with whiskey if shit hits the fan. Which it will. Not right away, but it will after the marriage.

Mar. 19, 2005 @ 9:05 PM
# 6
NaTaKuRank 2: General (1,816 Points) NaTaKu

I used to be like that, tbh just sit back and laugh whilst he fucks his life up, he'll learn from it as I did. Then after tell him 'told you so' and really rub it in.

Mar. 27, 2005 @ 7:45 PM
# 7
Creepy_Little_Goth_GRank 2: General (1,525 Points) Creepy_Little_Goth_G

let him do what he wants dude. no-one but the people in a relationship can really know whats going on. from the outside it may look like hes being bulied into it but maybe not. best bet is to keep out or youmight end up loosing a mate. if he does the wrong thing, help him when he realises it but dont try and bully him outta the marrige that you think hes being bullied into

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