I've Eaten Far Too Many Eggs Today

Jul. 01, 2004 @ 2:20 PM
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amodmanRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (550 Points) amodman

Has anyone ever noticed how many fucking fried eggs you can eat at a buck a dozen? Also, it's 4 in the morning and I just ate half a carton of fried eggs to complement the half a carton I ate a little earlier tonight...and I'm bored. Someone should take away this fucking frying pan and vegetable oil. For those of you to tell me I'm being unhealthy, it's actually on my diet, the low carb crap. Anyhow, this topic is verging on spam, but I felt I should share my revelation on fried eggs...that they're damn good...and addicting...and much cheaper than crack.

Jul. 01, 2004 @ 4:21 PM
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THA_MLGRank 5: Brigadier General (571 Points) THA_MLG

Yeah Amos... I also eat eggs to supress my crack (and heroin!) addiction. I'm glad I've found someone I can relate with.

Jul. 01, 2004 @ 4:31 PM
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sttikjtRank 3: Lieutenant General (1,334 Points) sttikjt

ugh I hate eggs. Only way they're good are when you put so much stuff in 'em that you don't taste the egg.

Jul. 01, 2004 @ 6:48 PM
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UntrueDeathRank 5: Brigadier General (746 Points) UntrueDeath

I hate to see you're diet then.. Eating half an carton of eggs, is generally not good even if it's on an diet. Unless you're an freaking lumber jack(yes I'm serious, those guys eat like you won't believe) and can burn through all that. Also I hate to see you're arturies.

Jul. 01, 2004 @ 8:46 PM
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Creepy_Little_Goth_GRank 2: General (1,525 Points) Creepy_Little_Goth_G

its not his arteries, its the gas im worried abouT!!!

Jul. 01, 2004 @ 11:14 PM
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XxHoundxXRank 3: Lieutenant General (1,237 Points) XxHoundxX

.... you FREAK.


I'm seven feet tall and I kick over buildings.
Jul. 01, 2004 @ 11:38 PM
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Ness222Rank 4: Major General (912 Points) Ness222

:P I like Eggs :P

But not that much... I don't think I could eat that many eggs..
By the way, the low carb diet fucks up your kidneys

Jul. 02, 2004 @ 1:03 AM
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slacker52Rank 4: Major General (920 Points) slacker52

any diet will puk you up :blink:

Jul. 02, 2004 @ 1:40 PM
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The LamperusRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (507 Points) The Lamperus

That god forsaken Atkin's shit is going to kill a lot of people . . . you can't just cut out a portion of your diet and expect it to stay balanced. <_<

Jul. 02, 2004 @ 5:10 PM
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NaTaKuRank 2: General (1,816 Points) NaTaKu

lmao if CGG didn't feed me properly I'd be on the atkins diet seeming as I hate anything like vegtables and shit....... but seriously I'd hate to be living with you if all u ate is eggs cos I like 'em and stuff but I can't stand the smell of 'em..... (both smells before u ask :P)

Jul. 03, 2004 @ 9:26 AM
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amodmanRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (550 Points) amodman

eggs don't give me gas...and I've lost a lot of weight and am much healthier than before so shutup anti-atkins'!

Jul. 03, 2004 @ 11:24 AM
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Llamadragon2.0Rank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (454 Points) Llamadragon2.0

Last April, Atkins was hospitalized for cardiac arrest, which he said was related to an infection of the heart and was not related to the diet.

I believe that. :rolleyes:

Jul. 03, 2004 @ 12:01 PM
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slacker52Rank 4: Major General (920 Points) slacker52

i have a diet for ya,
<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS</span></span>

Jul. 03, 2004 @ 1:08 PM
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amodmanRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (550 Points) amodman

<!--QuoteBegin-Llamadragon2.0+Jul 3 2004, 06:24 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Llamadragon2.0 @ Jul 3 2004, 06:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Last April, Atkins was hospitalized for cardiac arrest, which he said was related to an infection of the heart and was not related to the diet.

I believe that. :rolleyes: [/quote]
Atkins died awhile back from a concussion to the head :P

anyhow, fuck you slacker, I workout regularly and probably more than you.

Jul. 03, 2004 @ 10:31 PM
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XxHoundxXRank 3: Lieutenant General (1,237 Points) XxHoundxX

i dont do shit and i'm bordering on holocaust-jew skinny.


I'm seven feet tall and I kick over buildings.
Jul. 03, 2004 @ 11:09 PM
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UntrueDeathRank 5: Brigadier General (746 Points) UntrueDeath

I dont do shit either, and i've been th same size for the last 6 years and onl 50 pounds over weight(last I weighed my self I was 220-40 satnding at 6'4). Though I am stepping up my work out ruiteen to get fit for something.
It amazing, people don't really need to deit. All you gotta do is increase you're pysicall activity and cut back on whatever it is you eat that unhealthy. In my case, that'll be pepsi, and chips, and peanute butter sandwhiches, while starting to go from precooked(tv dinners, frozen pizza extra) meals to cooked from scratched.
Notice how I mentioned peanut butter. remember this, if you're ever going to go out camping, bring some with you. Incase you get lost, you can literally surive on the shit for an week if you ration it to last that long.

Jul. 04, 2004 @ 1:03 AM
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Ness222Rank 4: Major General (912 Points) Ness222

I love peanut butter

Jul. 04, 2004 @ 10:54 AM
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Llamadragon2.0Rank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (454 Points) Llamadragon2.0

<!--QuoteBegin-amodman+Jul 3 2004, 03:08 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (amodman @ Jul 3 2004, 03:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Atkins died awhile back from a concussion to the head :P
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I never said he died from the heart attack, only that he had one. :P It's even true, not my usual "make up lies to prove a point" tactic.

Jul. 04, 2004 @ 6:31 PM
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THA_MLGRank 5: Brigadier General (571 Points) THA_MLG

I recently have been on the sodium diet. It seems to conisist of lots of Ramen Noodles, thats for sure.

Jul. 05, 2004 @ 2:41 AM
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ziptalRank 4: Major General (1,010 Points) ziptal

personally i prefer eggos

Jul. 05, 2004 @ 10:17 AM
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lkgonRank 12: Staff Sergeant (18 Points) lkgon

ramen is awesome. if the sodium and monosodium glutamate wouldn't kill me, I'd eat it exclusively. Except for eggs fried in butter/olive oil and boiled eggs and frozen instant breakfast pizzas. I gotta lose weight though. I wish there was a drug that could make you heroin-chic thin. I'd be on it like crack on a plumber. a chapped plumber. uh, yeah. I'm gonna go boil some eggs and peel the shell off now.

Jul. 05, 2004 @ 12:28 PM
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CHEESEPOTRank 10: Master Sergeant (62 Points) CHEESEPOT

<!--QuoteBegin-amodman+Jul 3 2004, 04:26 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (amodman @ Jul 3 2004, 04:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> eggs don't give me gas...and I've lost a lot of weight and am much healthier than before so shutup anti-atkins'! [/quote]
well, the atkins diet is only good if you exersise due to the high protein content, and while you are on it you will most probably feel lacking in energy. if you do not exersise while on this diet it will destroy a large part of your excretory and cleaning system (E.g. kidneys and liver and stuff) so you had better make sure that while on the atkins diet you do about an hour of muscular exercise (weightlifting pushups and such) and about an hour of cardiovascular exersise, running and such, or you will be dead in 8 years almost guaranteed

Jul. 05, 2004 @ 3:58 PM
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NaTaKuRank 2: General (1,816 Points) NaTaKu

that;'s why I find that diet such a bad fucking idea

Jul. 05, 2004 @ 10:21 PM
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Creepy_Little_Goth_GRank 2: General (1,525 Points) Creepy_Little_Goth_G

<!--QuoteBegin-lkgon+Jul 5 2004, 06:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lkgon @ Jul 5 2004, 06:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ramen is awesome. if the sodium and monosodium glutamate wouldn't kill me, I'd eat it exclusively. Except for eggs fried in butter/olive oil and boiled eggs and frozen instant breakfast pizzas. I gotta lose weight though. I wish there was a drug that could make you heroin-chic thin. I'd be on it like crack on a plumber. a chapped plumber. uh, yeah. I'm gonna go boil some eggs and peel the shell off now. [/quote]
there actually is a drug that makes you tanned, make you thinner and supposidly more attractive to the opostie sex cos it makes you give off loadsa feramones without sweaty..........no kidding, i want some!

Jul. 06, 2004 @ 2:04 AM
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UntrueDeathRank 5: Brigadier General (746 Points) UntrueDeath

<!--QuoteBegin-Creepy_Little_Goth_Girl+Jul 5 2004, 01:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Creepy_Little_Goth_Girl @ Jul 5 2004, 01:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> there actually is a drug that makes you tanned, make you thinner and supposidly more attractive to the opostie sex cos it makes you give off loadsa feramones without sweaty..........no kidding, i want some! [/quote]
Why use an drug, when they make perfumes that do the same thing now. Give off the feramones and crap.
Anyways, noone should work/diet out intill said senerio happens in my signiature.

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