Okay... So, a while back, I posted a little something about a dear friend of mine, and his dumb habit of scraping dog piles from his shoe....and then sniffing his hand constantly till he washed it off....

Same friend under the influence of alcohol decided the bar room floor was a good place to take a nap last thursday......Hmmm, I think I need to keep him from all intoxicating substances; but I digress.

So the question remains; just how dumb (or intoxicated) have your friends ever been?

My brother took a shit in the middle of the road. . .


Definitely not a back road either.

I was to intoxicated to notice.

Although, my cousin hit a train and wandered around in -40 below weather till he was found, arrested, stricken with a hangover and informed he fucked up his beautiful SUV.

Ow. ok, he hit the train? or did the train hit him....?

I'm thinking he hit the train, if the train hit him. . . well I doubt he'd be "finding out" about his SUV.

Yeah, he hit the train. I'd probably explain it as rear-ending a thousand ton Hyundai going 20 mph. He is a complete dumbass.

Gods honest truth that last year...

My friends held a small party for just a few of us and after a few drinks we decided to start drinking games as you do

Anyway I was on a bit of a roll and happened to push my luck too far and ended up absolutly wasted!!!!

Unfortunatly for me no-one else was quite as bad - and here comes the gross part, in the bucket I had happended to throw up in my 'friend' dipped in his dogs chew toy and fed me my own sick!!!!lol

He then managed to join the state I was in and ended up tasting it himself as well

Roflmao!!!!

Luckily I see The funny side

Hehe, greatest fight I've ever seen, happened on saturday....
I live on a pretty busy street as far as drinkers go here in brew city. Now, these two ladies decide to have a fight in the middle of the street, cheered on by about 7 other people. Instead of bouncing punches (or catscratches) off of each other, they were bouncing themselves off the pavement! One would throw a punch, miss, hit the ground, get back up, and then the other would try. It lasted for a good 10 minutes! It ended when the brunette took a header into a brick building after trying to charge at the other chic....and didn't get up. hehehe...The local wildlife is so entertaining.

I used to let a friend spend the night at my house and my cat poops on the carpet. XD Now my friend likes spending the night with other friends because he dont have a place of his own and will go to friend to friend so he can have a roof over his head.. I keep trying to tell him to get a place of his own. Hes getting better and things are getting way better with him now but anyways on with the story.. My cat likes to poop on my carpet and i regret not having a cat litter box so one night he comes over late at night having no place to sleep and there was hardly any room for him to sleep and well he cleared a space big enough for him to sleep and when we all woke up in the morning i heard him say ahhh!! crap! lol! ..and i was like what! What happend!... and his face had cat poop smeared all over on the side of his face.. He was embarrast and told me he had dreams of eating chocolate and had this weird feeling.. I could not stop laughing. >.< It was funny.

I sometimes let friends stay the night but now i have a cat litter box. lol

good addition with the box... LOL.

LOL my sister puked up on the dining room table on her 16th birthday ~(in front of all her friends) after downing a bottle of vodka.... she doesn't drink anymore lol