 
The Lamperus
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The Lamperus:
. . . I just poured Tea all over myself.
Again.
Tha_MLG:
Smart Lamp
The Lamperus:
Yes, yes I am.
Teleute says:
mmm, tea. I think I'll go make some.
Tha_MLG:
...
Have fun
The Lamperus:
Maybe you'll have better luck with it.
- -;
*damns the tea*
The Lamperus:
DAMN YOU TEA!
Tha_MLG:
... ur talking to an inanimate object
Teleute says:
You say it's inanimate, yet clearly it attacked him.
Tha_MLG:
My name is THA_MLG, and I'm here to represent the wrongfully accused tea at hand
Teleute says:
Call forward your first witness!
Tha_MLG:
I call forward Teleute.
Teleute says:
*bangs the gavel* you can't call me forward! I'm the judge!
*whispers: call forward the cup!*
*whispers: or the teabag.... it always makes me happy when someone calls for a teabag!*
The Lamperus:
. . . which reminds me.
Teleute says:
???
The Lamperus:
My nickname at school is Boston.
The most recent joke: Boston Teaparty.
Teleute says:
because of your teabagging abilities?
hehehe....
Tha_MLG:
Okay, I call the teabag to the stand
The Lamperus:
*stands up*
The Lamperus:
Oh wait, you meant him . . .
Tha_MLG:
Yes, screw you you freaking criminal!
Teleute says:
hey, you're the defense lawyer!
Tha_MLG:
For the tea, not Lamp
Teleute says:
I know... but the defendant is the one officially referred to as "the freaking criminal".
The Lamperus:
. . . This sucks, I've got no lawyer.
The Lamperus:
Again, she makes a good point.
Tha_MLG:
I thought the defendant was the tea considering he is the one being charged w/supposedly falling into lamps lap
The Lamperus:
. . . he is.
Teleute says:
heh, only because it's in your defense Casey.... you freaking criminal! wait....
Tha_MLG:
Oh screw it, If I represent and prosecute everyone at hand, than ur the judge jury and executioner Teleute
The Lamperus:
And since this is a criminal case . . . and . . . wait . . . I got lost . . . so long ago.
. . . well what the hell am I!?
Tha_MLG:
I will represent and prosecute Casey and the tea
Now, the first person I call to the stand (again) is the tea bag
The Lamperus:
*throws the damn thing up there*
Teleute says:
I vote that we go for an out-of-court settlement.
The Lamperus:
You can't vote, you're the freaking judge!
Tha_MLG:
Casey, please, I can handle this.
Teleute says:
We should settle this with a duel...
A teabagging contest!
Tha_MLG:
I will make sure that justice is served to you and the tea
The Lamperus:
o_o
. . . the tea . . . having something served to it . . . how ironic.
Teleute says:
Present your evidence, counsel!
*smacks lawyer upside the head with the gavel* That'll teach you to be a loony!
Tha_MLG:
My evidence is this mental picture in my head of Casey knocking over the tea... deliberately. My other piece of evidence is the tea jumping onto Casey and scolding him in a venge like manner
The Lamperus:
Venge like manner?
Tha_MLG:
Yes. I'm from Harvard. I can make up words if I want to, and I'd still be right.
Teleute says:
Can you establish motive?
The Lamperus:
. . . I want to see your diploma.
Teleute says:
see.... <a href='http://img25.photobucket.com/albums/v76/Teleute/mlgdiploma.jpg' target='_blank'>http://img25.photobucket.com/albums/v76/Te.../mlgdiploma.jpg</a>
Tha_MLG:
I can estabish motive actually
See, in the past, Casey has drank tea for several years.
Teleute says:
go on...
Tha_MLG:
I belive Casey here is not to blame because, why WOULD he knock the tea over. It obviously was the tea's intention to maliciously attack him
Teleute says:
Objection!
The Lamperus:
. . .
but . . . you're the judge . . .
Tha_MLG:
on the other hand, it is so wrong for Casey to just USE this tea and give nothing back to it!
I could see why the tea did that
Teleute says:
the judge can say whatever she damned well pleases. I have no issues... please continue.
The Lamperus:
^^;
Tha_MLG:
This being said, who is really to blame? For this reason, I call the cup to the stand.
The Lamperus:
*watches the cup get up and walk to the stand*
O_o;
Tha_MLG:
So... cup? How did you see it?
Teleute says:
the judge is busy finding evidence against the counsel.
Tha_MLG:
Cup: Well, as I saw it, it was just a quiet night. Casey was downstairs making some tea. He pulled me out of the cupoard.
The Lamperus:
LIES!!!
The Lamperus:
I HAVE NO DOWNSTAIRS!
Teleute says:
shut up, you freaking criminal!
Tha_MLG:
He then poured water and put tea bag into me. He then convinced me to go to his room. I really didn't want to but he was just so enticing!.
The Lamperus:
OBJECTION!
Teleute says:
yes, you freaking criminal? what is it?
The Lamperus:
I have no downstairs to begin with, nor did I make the tea in the kitchen at all. In fact, it was in my room to begin with. with a pot, no less! This cup is obviously a liar.
Tha_MLG:
So, w/that, we were in his room. And just out of the out of the blue, Casey start talking shit to the tea! The tea then retorted back! All the sudden out of the blue, I was knocked off the desk and fell unconscious
Teleute says:
hmmm.... but the lawyer says it's telling the truth. and he's from Harvard!
The Lamperus:
Hmm . . . I see. . .
Tha_MLG:
I don't know what happened after that.
Well well well... Casey started shit talking to the tea. That means that we can only blame one here... THE TEA!
the reason the tea is guilty I belive is cause I must balance this between Lamp and the tea
Teleute says:
Whoa whoa whoa... does the tea have the necessary physical equipment for retorting???
Tha_MLG:
According to the witness it does apparently
I bring my next witness to the stand... the water used to make the tea.
The Lamperus:
Objection!
Teleute says:
Biased witness!!! it has been turned to the dark side through the magical powers of teabagging.
The Lamperus:
. . . exactly.
Tha_MLG:
SHUT UP YOU REBEL VIGILANTE!!! YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS ONE!!!
The Lamperus:
o_o
Tha_MLG:
...
Tha_MLG:
As I was saying, I call to the stand the water used to make the tea.
lemme rephrase that then... I bring to the stand, the TAINTED water used to make the tea.
Teleute says:
better. continue...
Tha_MLG:
So... tea water... what happened?
Tha_MLG:
Well, Casey poured me into a cup and put a tea bag in...
The Lamperus:
. . . may I state that this is actually a rather cute picture? <a href='http://www.advancedanime.com/pictures/schoolgirls/72.jpg' target='_blank'>http://www.advancedanime.com/pictures/scho...oolgirls/72.jpg</a>
Tha_MLG:
OBJECTION!!! THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO W/THE CASE!!!
Tha_MLG:
But it is a really nice pic
Teleute says:
yes, yes you may state that. and I will agree with it.
Teleute says:
Obviously it has to do with the case, because it's influencing the judge!
Tha_MLG:
ooohhh... going point. Lets keep it in.
The Lamperus:
<<; Indeed ^_^
Tha_MLG:
Water: Anyway, I really didn't think it was a good idea for Casey to put the tea bag in, but he did anyway.
Tha_MLG:
Casey took all 3 of us to his room.
Tha_MLG:
All the sudden, someone started telling me of a plot against Casey!
Tha_MLG:
I forgot who it was though cause just as we all fell to the ground, I... I fell too. I was broken into many pieces. Now, I'm on disability for the rest of my life... YOU THINK THIS IS A VICTIMLESS CRIME??? HUH? HUH?
The Lamperus:
. . . I'm a victim . . .
Tha_MLG:
YEAH, BUT UR NOT DISABLED FOR LIFE!!!
Tha_MLG:
Me: calm down water, calm down
Teleute says:
Objection! The judge has just been informed that the Tea Water once changed its name to "T-Wa" and released crappy music albums. Unreliable witness! Call the mug to the stand.
Tha_MLG:
wait, the cup alread came up
Teleute says:
Yes, but as we didn't allow it a chance to speak, I'm giving it another turn. Besides, I like cups! I have matching sets.
Tha_MLG:
... FINE YOU YOU... BITCH OF A JUDGE!!! AAAEEEARRGHH!!! *Starts throwing papers and shit around, and starts turning tables and throwing chairs.
*sigh* I call the mug to the stand... again
The Lamperus:
*watches as a chair slowly flies past*
Teleute says:
*wonders who shat in her courtroom*
Tha_MLG:
...
Tha_MLG:
ahem... anyway...
The Lamperus:
. . . I'm sorry.
Teleute says:
No you're not, you freaking criminal!
Tha_MLG:
Oh, I too am sry if I made anyone pee their pants.
sry, I just see such horrible... INJUSTICE LIKE THIS EVERY DAY!
Tha_MLG:
Anyway, mr mug... what ELSE can you remember?
Teleute says:
and who among us is innocent anyway?
Tha_MLG:
exactly
ur all guilty, ur all criminals
Teleute says:
Oooh, is it time for the sentencing???
The Lamperus:
YES !
Teleute says:
*bangs gavel, clears throat. in that order.*
Tha_MLG:
Ur all guilty, especially the judge, considering WE'VE BEEN SLEEPING W/EACH OTHER!
Teleute says:
SLANDER!!!
Tha_MLG:
*DUM DUM DUUUUMMm!
Teleute says:
I've only been sleeping with the teabag.
Tha_MLG:
...
The Lamperus:
. . . YOU WHORE!!! YOU'VE BEEN SPANKING ANOTHER MAN!?
The Lamperus:
Ehm, Whipping, I mean.
Tha_MLG:
*DUM DUM DUUUUMMMM!
Teleute says:
But you never let me steep you!
Tha_MLG:
*DUM DUM DUUUMMM!
The Lamperus:
I DO SO!
Tha_MLG:
*DUM DUM DUUUMMM!
The Lamperus:
There was at least an hour of tea-bag-steeping last night!
Tha_MLG:
*DUM DUM DUUUMMM!
The Lamperus:
And where's that damn music coming from!?
Tha_MLG:
*DUM DUM DUUUMMM!
Tha_MLG:
You know I got a whole bag fulla that stuff!
Teleute says:
Court is adjourned!!!! Judge will now steep, I mean punish, everyone involved!!!!
The Lamperus:
*unzips*
Tha_MLG:
...
The Lamperus:
. . . well, come on then!
Teleute says:
I was waiting for the teabag. He seems to have gone silent.
Tha_MLG:
Well, my job here is done on to my next case...
Tha_MLG:
Next week...
The Lamperus:
. . . I seem to have killed him in a fit of jealousy.
. . . which will be our next case. <<;
Tha_MLG:
the papers read "SEX SCANDAL BETWEEN DEFENDENT AND JUDGE!!! PREVIOUS LAWYER/PROSECUTER TO REPRESENT/PROSECUTE BOTH PARTIES!"
Teleute says:
GASP!!!
The Lamperus:
DUM DUM DUUUUUMMMM!!!
Teleute says:
Damn music again...
This may have to happen again. ^^;
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