Bob Saget

Jan. 20, 2005 @ 1:47 AM
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ziptalRank 4: Major General (1,010 Points) ziptal

Haaaaaa awesome, Bob Saget is doing standup at YukYuks in calgary this weekend, and i got tickets.

Yes ladies and gentleman, Danny Tanner himself will be dazling the audience with his hilarious off colour humor.

Jan. 20, 2005 @ 10:15 AM
# 2
rjdRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (564 Points) rjd

That prick!

Report back on if he's funny now. Cause' I wanted to bash Danny Tanner's head in every time he made a joke on America's Funniest Videos and Full House..

Jan. 21, 2005 @ 12:22 AM
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HomerRank 5: Brigadier General (809 Points) Homer

COme the fuck on the apocalypse is upon us that guy is a stand up comedian, Zip how much did you threw in the trash? I mean how much did you pay for that?

Jan. 21, 2005 @ 11:10 AM
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slacker52Rank 4: Major General (920 Points) slacker52

let me know if a real comedian like George Carlin or Ron White come around........

Jan. 21, 2005 @ 5:11 PM
# 5
Creepy_Little_Goth_GRank 2: General (1,525 Points) Creepy_Little_Goth_G

billy connelLy is da man!

Jan. 21, 2005 @ 9:41 PM
# 6
HomerRank 5: Brigadier General (809 Points) Homer

Robin Williams is da man!!! Now theres a real stand up comedian :D

Jan. 22, 2005 @ 2:05 AM
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Creepy_Little_Goth_GRank 2: General (1,525 Points) Creepy_Little_Goth_G

hes good, its just a bit too in ya face the whole time for me

Jan. 22, 2005 @ 12:53 PM
# 8
THA_MLGRank 5: Brigadier General (571 Points) THA_MLG

I feel sry for you Zip... you have to go watch Bob Saget.

Next time... just throw the money in the fireplace... trust me... it'll save you a lot of suffering that way.

Jan. 22, 2005 @ 7:52 PM
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Ness222Rank 4: Major General (912 Points) Ness222

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let me know if a real comedian like George Carlin or Ron White come around........



Ron White is in Des Moines tonight and tomorrow night... but tickets are $35 and due to lack of money in my pocket, I won't be going :(

Jan. 22, 2005 @ 11:21 PM
# 10
XxHoundxXRank 3: Lieutenant General (1,237 Points) XxHoundxX

WHY? JUST TELL ME WHY?


I'm seven feet tall and I kick over buildings.
Jan. 23, 2005 @ 2:21 PM
# 11
ziptalRank 4: Major General (1,010 Points) ziptal

NO ONE IS EVER ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF BOB SAGET!
HE IS THE FUNNIEST MAN EVER!!!
I'm serious i have never seen a funnier stand up in my life. he made fun of some guy who shaved his balls for 20 minutes, then he called the guys girlfriend on a cell phone and made fun of her for 20 minutes!

crowning moment "Yeah We used to have orgies every friday on full house"... "Just kidding, i only fucked kimmy Gilbbler"... "no thats a lie... i only fingered her"


fucking hilarious!

Jan. 23, 2005 @ 9:28 PM
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UntrueDeathRank 5: Brigadier General (746 Points) UntrueDeath

Quote:
NO ONE IS EVER ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF BOB SAGET!
HE IS THE FUNNIEST MAN EVER!!!
I'm serious i have never seen a funnier stand up in my life. he made fun of some guy who shaved his balls for 20 minutes, then he called the guys girlfriend on a cell phone and made fun of her for 20 minutes!

crowning moment "Yeah We used to have orgies every friday on full house"... "Just kidding, i only fucked kimmy Gilbbler"... "no thats a lie... i only fingered her"


fucking hilarious!



Bob Saget touch me in the no-no place, and and he told me not to tell anyone and I would get an lollie out of it.

Jan. 24, 2005 @ 8:13 AM
# 13
rjdRank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (564 Points) rjd

Haha. I think the guy's got to make fun of his wholesome image. That family time music and lesson of the week had to kick his career in the nuts.

Kimmy Gibler? She was the camel toe queen. I seen her on a on a (later in Full House's stint) rerun and thought what the hell. I'd hit that shit.

Jan. 25, 2005 @ 6:22 PM
# 14
THA_MLGRank 5: Brigadier General (571 Points) THA_MLG

Meh... well... I guess he can change.

Reminds me of what Robin Williams did when he came out w/his stand-up special though.

I forgot though... who the hell was Kimmy Gibbler?

Jan. 26, 2005 @ 7:00 AM
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Anonymous CowardRank 17: Noob (0 Points) Anonymous Coward

The oldest daughter? Don't remember for sure though.

Jan. 26, 2005 @ 7:22 AM
# 16
ziptalRank 4: Major General (1,010 Points) ziptal

kimmy gibbler was Danny Tanner's (Bob Saget) oldest daugheter's (DJ - Candace Cameron Bure) friend.

Jan. 26, 2005 @ 9:56 PM
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HomerRank 5: Brigadier General (809 Points) Homer

Ziptal you need help...real help, real bad...

Jan. 26, 2005 @ 10:21 PM
# 18
Creepy_Little_Goth_GRank 2: General (1,525 Points) Creepy_Little_Goth_G

she looks like a council estate reject

Jan. 30, 2005 @ 12:27 PM
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THA_MLGRank 5: Brigadier General (571 Points) THA_MLG

Thats who I thought it was... wasn't really sure though.

Jan. 31, 2005 @ 10:04 PM
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UntrueDeathRank 5: Brigadier General (746 Points) UntrueDeath

Didn't Bob Saget die in all reality? I mean I heard through the rumor grape vine that after he finished up americas funniest videos(which weren't taht funny) and full house. He was last reported doing insane amounts of coke, and touching the twins in the no-no areas backstage durning full house, and the coke was his only way to ignore the fact that only 5 year old twins would put out for him.

Jan. 31, 2005 @ 11:25 PM
# 21
HomerRank 5: Brigadier General (809 Points) Homer

They didnt put up with him, thats why Full House ended :p and now he only lives in Ziptal weird mind :D

Feb. 01, 2005 @ 10:30 AM
# 22
ziptalRank 4: Major General (1,010 Points) ziptal

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Didn't Bob Saget die in all reality? insane amounts of coke, and touching the twins in the no-no areas backstage durning full house, and the coke was his only way to ignore the fact that only 5 year old twins would put out for him.



old enough to pee, old enough for me



haha and yes homer you are probably right

Feb. 01, 2005 @ 11:54 PM
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HomerRank 5: Brigadier General (809 Points) Homer

Thats what frigthens me the most :p

Feb. 08, 2005 @ 1:37 AM
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UntrueDeathRank 5: Brigadier General (746 Points) UntrueDeath

I just realized Bob Saget is just to close to sounding like BOB Faget! FAGET! if you have an stuffed up nose. Damn cold.

Feb. 08, 2005 @ 6:51 AM
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ziptalRank 4: Major General (1,010 Points) ziptal

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I just realized Bob Saget is just to close to sounding like BOB Faget! FAGET!




yeah in his standup He makes fun of that like 100 times, "do you know how many times i;ve heard 'HEY ITS BOB FAGET', the worst though is when i'm walking down the street with my 15 yearold daughter and someone who's seen half baked yells "Hey! Its bob saget, He sucks dick for coke!'"

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