Simple. Start each sentence with the following words...

You Know whats shit?

When your torrent program Estimated time of arrival (ETA) jumps form 12 hours.... to 4 weeks.


What else do you think reeks of fecal matter?

When you cant eat anymore australian burgers!!!

You know whats shit?

The fact that my ass is stranded at home because my fucking car is broken. Rather than fix this piece of shit, I'm just gonna buy a new one .

Yay for tax returns.

Shit is getting dumped for your best friend. Fuck yeah small towns!
Shit is having no skate park and the city unwilling to build one yet strangely willing to send police officers after skaters. Fuck yeah small towns!
Shit is having no place to bomb and having every local cop after you the second anything is tagged. Fuck yeah small towns!

Sigh... I going to pretend i didnt hear that...

You know whats shit?

Constantly having dreams where you die/kill people

thats messed up.

those dreams are interesting!

You know whats shit?

Driving in Edmonton Winter... freezing rain, constant snow and black ice makes driving fun!!!

You know what's shit?

When you're browsing the tv channels late at night and you stumble across one of the long Girls Gone Wild: Ultimate Rush infomercials. You're semi aroused but have nothing to get off to because THEY'RE FUCKING CENSORED!

It's very unsatisfying.