first off, legal drinking age in germany is only 14. thats right. 14. 2 you can watch internet porn with no age limit. porno + beer = paradise! plus if you drivve to amsterdam (only a 30 minute drive) you can smoke all the fucking weed you want! i moved to gemany at age 13 and i can tell you that germany fucking RULES!! oh and since im german i cant help but put this in my post: FUCK FRANCE! FUCK THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS UP THERE GAPING ASSHOLES! whole fuckin country is just fucking up the entire continent of europe! motherfuckers! makes me want to take back normandy for the americans! damn...

France can and will suck it, that's a given.

Why drink at 14? I was too busy jacking off, playing Goldeneye and smoking weed illegally.

just because its illegal to drink under 18 doesnt mean we wait till we're 18 to get drink!

good point but it's true Germany kicks ass... I watched a TV program about Germany once saying how it was much better than England because they lost the war and recreated a very tolernat society and it's a really nice place to live...... I was shocked but had to agree with it cos it's true England sucks ass...... I can't wait till I have the money to emmegrate

fuck you i love england!!! im sure germany is nice too.....


BUT FUCK YOU!!!

same hahaha

couldnt you be drinking, jacking, playing AND smoking??

...Rammstein, Beer, weed... GERMANY FUCKING RULES!

Edit: Ooops... I forgot t3h p0rn0! (Wait... I can watch porno here anyway...)

Ok for the sake of it I "compiled" a short list of reasons why germany does not rule.

1. Cos hitler never got that far, duh.
2. Its full of german people
3. German people speak german
4. German people smell like museums
5. Rammstein are from germany
6. Germany is next to Austria
7. Germany ends in y
8. All the german people Ive met on holiday were twats
9. Im running out of things to say about germany
10. Germany wish their football team wasnt teh shizer

There you go, if you didnt notice I kind of ran out of real reasons and made some up.

*Everyone can watch internet porno at n e age
*Everyone can drink at 14 (not that you have a good reason to do it but who cares fuck up your life sooner who gives a fuck )
*Going to Amsterdam and smoking legally, kinda takes the thing out of smoking weed, it tastes better when its wrong
*Thats about it one more fucking thing come to Mexico your foreign currency its worth shitloads of pesos buy beer, porn adn weed get wasted pay $10 if you get caugth buy more if you dont, aaaaa my country

england rules cos our queen kicks ass....

england rules cos we live in it, nuff said lol, I think though we;'re kinda going down the shitter cos of shitty governments and political correctness

England sux just for the fact of your queen, shes ugly and a bitch

I hate Germany!
I was stuck there once, because some german bastard in Frankford transferred my luggage to the wrong plane, and some dude with a curly waxed mustache tried to tell me that i couldnt get on my plane because of it.
Damn you Germany!

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England sux just for the fact of your queen, shes ugly and a bitch

youre just jealous cos you live in stinky mexico.

our political debates rule my right honourable collegue

lol I find it amusing that someone would actually wax their moustache, only in germany.

As for England, its shit tbh. There are places Id rather live, but as far as countries go, it could be much, much worse.

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England sux just for the fact of your queen, shes ugly and a bitch

youre just jealous cos you live in stinky mexico.

our political debates rule my right honourable collegue

Stinky Mexico rules, your just upset cause she is a bitch and an ugly one

i went to germany once on vacation and it definitly kicks ass. nobody listen to ziptal hes just a canadian motherfucker and ne1 can tell you that canada is just americas useless sidekick who just sits up north bitchin about problems but never getting up off their fat asses to fix them! FUCK CANADA!!! btfw im 100% american and america is fucking great and all but germany is still better. and unlike some of you british motherfuckers i am prowar and sincerely hope that saddam gets raped in prison

no hard feelings ziptal. i eat canadian bacon on my pizza!

dont forget the 100% inbred part

thats ok, because i understand that it's ignorant backwater hicks like yourself who spoute their thoughtless opinions to everyone thinking people care; in turn giving the rest of american its bad reputation on the global stage.

and no hard feelings, I dont eat pizza because i'm not a fat overweight pig.

lol, we all know what you do eat.

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England sux just for the fact of your queen, shes ugly and a bitch

youre just jealous cos you live in stinky mexico.

our political debates rule my right honourable collegue

Stinky Mexico rules, your just upset cause she is a bitch and an ugly one

dude stfu no-one in my country gives a shit about the queen and if ur country was so great why are ur people border jumping????

ziptal i think the little fucktard doesnt reallise that America doesnt need a useless sidekick. its like on cartoons when the superhero is a prat and makes all the mistakes so the sidekick has to sort him out but the hero still thinks its him being amazing and take all the credit.


I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE QUEEN!! she's ace


Homer you reaslie you just repeated yourself which is considered spamming you stinky little mexican.

America definately isn't a bad place to live. It's just the president who's an oil-hungry chickenfucker that makes it bad. If things are worse by the time I'm out of High School, I'm definately going to Canada/Europe/Anywhere but here (not mexico... sorry Homer)

by the way... f_'em_all, if you support bush so much and you're pro war, why the fuck don't you go enlist in the fuckin military? I'm sure you'd still like war then... you inbred fucktard

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i went to germany once on vacation and it definitly kicks ass. nobody listen to ziptal hes just a canadian motherfucker and ne1 can tell you that canada is just americas useless sidekick who just sits up north bitchin about problems but never getting up off their fat asses to fix them! FUCK CANADA!!! btfw im 100% american and america is fucking great and all but germany is still better. and unlike some of you british motherfuckers i am prowar and sincerely hope that saddam gets raped in prison

no hard feelings ziptal. i eat canadian bacon on my pizza!

It's people like you you give Americans a bad name.

lol Amen..... I like my country because it's where I was born but still it's going downhill in my opinion