kicked in the balls

Mar. 11, 2005 @ 4:28 AM
# 1
mattRank 5: Brigadier General (662 Points) matt

.....I was at school today. standing around at lunch, this kid i dont even know comes up to me and knees me in the balls. i had to go home early, my left testicle is is swolen twice its actual size. i had to go to the doctor, they gave me an ultra sound theres an internal injury, and its possible that i will need surgery...isnt that just fucked up? and the kid isnt 18 so now i have to recruit minors to whoop his ass instead of doin it myself!

Mar. 11, 2005 @ 11:14 PM
# 2
UntrueDeathRank 5: Brigadier General (746 Points) UntrueDeath

*points and laughs*That's fucking great! HAHAHA.
Actualy you can beat him, I've had to deal with those younger them my self. Just be sure you have an strong aliby. mmkay.

Mar. 12, 2005 @ 12:50 AM
# 3
SBRank 1: General of the Army (2,224 Points) SB

he had to have a reason, but ya, you got pwned

Mar. 12, 2005 @ 5:51 PM
# 4
mattRank 5: Brigadier General (662 Points) matt

RAFakaSB wrote:
he had to have a reason, but ya, you got pwned


the one thing that has me so pissed is that he had no reason...its the same thing as goin to the store and eeny meeny miney mo pick some random shopper and killing them.


i had never talked to the kid but last week, some kids stole all his yugiho cards and through em all over the place and ripped em up....I stood up for his ass! and let those kids have it for picking on him. then on thursday he decides to repay me like this. now i cant walk and wont be able to for about a week according to the doc. this kid has it coming to him....

Mar. 27, 2005 @ 7:53 PM
# 5
Creepy_Little_Goth_GRank 2: General (1,525 Points) Creepy_Little_Goth_G

im not even a bloke and i feel your pain dude!
ouch!

Apr. 29, 2005 @ 11:09 PM
# 6
PinkElafants1669Rank 6: Lieutenant Colonel (556 Points) PinkElafants1669

what bullshit! complete bullshit. I hate stupid fucks like that. Kick his ass yourself matt.. I would.

Apr. 30, 2005 @ 4:54 AM
# 7
XxHoundxXRank 3: Lieutenant General (1,237 Points) XxHoundxX

hahhahahaha 0wn3d.


I'm seven feet tall and I kick over buildings.
Apr. 30, 2005 @ 11:29 PM
# 8
ChrisRank 12: Staff Sergeant (13 Points) Chris

Revenge is sweet, or something.

If i were you i'd chew that little fuckers ear off.

Sep. 12, 2005 @ 2:12 AM
# 9
sweetgirl198111Rank 9: Lieutenant (68 Points) sweetgirl198111

ok. Two Options:
1.Let the hospital bill run up. If there are PERMANANT damages, along with lots of pain and suffering, combined with the possibility he could have made you less fertile... (is that a bad thing..? :P ) technically you can sue him for such damages if you really want to be an asshole. Now, that's also somewhat dependant on witnesses, but it sounds to me like you had a few.
2. Corner the little bastard in a dark alley sometime> no witnesses of course! <and give him a knee in the groin right back. Eye for an eye, all that happy revenge shit. :D Happy wailing & speedy recovery...

Sep. 12, 2005 @ 4:54 AM
# 10
sttikjtRank 3: Lieutenant General (1,334 Points) sttikjt

Also from March :P

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