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this is gonna be a long post...
Jason, You are lazy sack of shit... you probably just sit at home listening to bad religion while wearing your fucking Birdhouse Shirt (Or do you wear a Girl one?) Spanking it to Tifa from FF7, while waiting (for weeks at a time) for one of your stuck up prissy chorus chicks to call you so you can whine about how poor you are and maybe get a sympathy blow. And fuck you for saying track is gay... i ran track! for like two weeks... 5 years ago, but i was a smoker... but Fuck you anyways!
Dan, i don't even know why i'm bothering with you. You seem to be so specific about yourself that i don't even know where to start... twit... Music? You know who doesn't like Music? Deaf people... and SOME deaf people DO like music.. So pretty everybody like music, ya idiot. friends? Are you talking about the show? I hope so, because if you were tlaking about YOUR friends, i'd have to take a tire iron upside your head. of course you like your friends... that's why they're your friends, unless people are only your friends because you pay them 10 dollars so you can jerk them off in the bathroom. And if You Are talking about the show, then you probably do that anyways. Games? I'll go into this in Colin's Hatepost... so i can have some fresh material. i'd love to see you're fucking gangly 6'4" ass on a skateboard too...
Colin, Games? What kind of games? Video games? Board games? Strategy games? Drinking games? Twink games? Head games (by Foreigner)? You gotta say more than that... for all we know you spend all day playing britney's dance beat in you're chearleader outfit. Then you and you're "women" (at least they look that way.. except for that strange adam's apple... but then again you're probably to damned stoned to notice.) spark up a damned pinner of skunk. And what the fuck is varsity Music? God... you people know how to give me anything to work with. And as far as your fuckin dislikes? why don't you use some damned punctuation... i mean, for all i fuckin know, you could hate "People who take jokes" and "Computer 9". And i don't give a shit what you dislike... this isn't a fucking playboy fact sheet... and i'm sure nobody would ever want to see you naked without being paid to do so. I got a "joke" for you to take personally: Me: "knock knock." You: "Who's there?" Me: "Go fuck yourself. Hippie."
There... and i'm sorry, i know, i stole a joke. If you spotted it, good, for you. if not, i don't care.
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