Damn! i work at this Lan Center, and its such a fuckin soap oprah around here!......some dude just got fired the other day! because he bailed on a shift that he was scheduled for, some money was missing, from a few days prior, the guy was under suspision but theres no proof of it being him. now people are goin around tellin the regulars and all these opther employees that i said that he got fired for stealing cash. and i never said that shit! and the guy is a loser with no life and lives here, so even though hes fired he still hangs around here creating more drama. and now my boss threatens my job because he thinks im talking shit about everyone including his son! Im almost out of fucking Highschool i dont need this shit at work!!!!!!!!!!FUCK O MIGHTY!!!

Just do your job. Fuck everything else. Earn that money and let the bitches have their fucking soap opera.

After all, the job ain't your life (just money).

life isnt life without the drama. i love crazy shit at the work place, reguardless if my ass is on the grill. gives me something good to talk about

my job, i dance around the customer service desk in neon socks singing super trooper and a song i made up about some brocolli that a woman brought back with insects in it! Woo!

You seriously thought the bull-shit and drama would end with high-school? HAAHAHA. BAAHAHA. I'm afraid not. The only differance is between highschool drama, and the drama at work is quite simple.
It works wonders for me, and my friend. If you hear someone saying they heard you say this about this person, while infact yeah didn't. Simply go to said person and tell them this "You ever talk shit about me behind my back, or say that I talk shit about other people behind there back, and I'll bloody welll rip yeah throat out." or such.
I've yet to have any gossip problems at any work place I've been to cause of that policy. Though they do tend to avoid me after I say something like that, which is no skin of my back really I like to keep my work life and real life seperated, if I wanted friends at work I would make'em..

i like your strategy

Just get a new job and tell them all to fuck themselves thats what I do and it works

noone wants to hire me it seems, and i have been trying quite hard for a new job

heres what it was like for me in high school:
1) Drop books
2) Bend over
3) Look up cheerleaders skirt

heres what its like now at work:
1) Drop keys
2) Bend over
3) Look up secretarys dress

awesome job dick

What happens to me

1)Drops Books
2)Bend Over
3)Look up cheerleader's skirt
4)get in trouble with the police for "sexual harassment"

dont get caught idiot!!

I don't try to!

the secretary dont tell no one cos shes charmed by my acne scars and poor-person clothes.