This is just for any funny stories about being drunk and notivcing things or seeing a drunk person do something funny. On my birthday (after being kicked in the shoulder by the drunk dude) we saw this REALLY drunk bitch on the bus....she was kinda asleep but kept shoating she wasn;'t drunk any lying on these poor guy s at the back of the bus....she then tried to walk down the bus to open the windows but fell over.....then she took off her shoes to get off the bus.....moral of the story counsil estate filth and alcohol don't mix.

I concur lol

Why on gods green earth would you get the bus home after being out for the night? your opening yourself for embarrassment!

A few weeks ago I got really really pissed in the bar on a night out and the dj played Cotton Eye Joe by the rednex as the final song... I got up and did all the moves to this upbeat country track!!!! I got sooo many messages the next day simply saying 'haha' or 'lol' so yeh moral of any drunken story - Don't drink almost an entire bottle of Jack Daniels EVER

WEll I proposed whilst drunk and stoned...............that was quite funny......but it ended up being serious which I suppose was quite cool....moral of the story - there is none so someone had better put us back on topic!

I hate people being sick when they're drunk though.......one good drunken story is one of my mates (I forget which one) saw a REALLY fit woman when he was out drinking and started chatting her up and just as they were about to kiss he suddenly threw up all over her!!

the suppose and the quite are worrying

drunk people are great, a drunk person once gave me a glass of baileys that had cost him like £10 ($15) cos he felt sick! but drunk people try to take advantage usually so they arent always great!

shut up you idiot woman

Anyway it is fun to take advantage of stoned people too....got Jamie to give me a spliff to myself because 'he loved me'

is that your only responce? "shut up" thats so pathetic. i dont think its me who's the idiot round here..............its roneo

i let my friends get drunk with me and they repay me by stealing my money and shit from my parents room. but hah there in jail now. the idiots.hahahah

indeed this is why I never let drubnk people in my house....unoless it's me

I generally don't let anyone I haven't known for at least a few years or I can trust into my house! and that equates to about 5

I bet it's hard for you to make friends then dude......well anyway back on topic I went to party yesterday where all these underage kids were drinking and this one guy was being sick, fell asleep by the toilet then sat up and started talking to my gf....then opened his mouth and threw up everywhere....it was so fucking funny

only one fuck in this whole thread, you should be ashamed of yourselfs for flaming without saying fuck, homer will back me up on this.

but anyway, in an email (the most accurate thigns ever) apparently 8 people in the uk in 2000 cracked their skulls while being sick in toilets.

Yeah... never quite was able to see how this thread is a flamming thread. Not like it's knocking drunk people or anything.

One story I have was that my friend was at this party with another friend of his. This friend was drinking heavily that night. My friend told him to not go overboard and stuff. The guy was all "I'm not gonna throw up man!". Sure enough, he spewed all over the place. The next day, my friend somehow got the puke into a baggie of sorts. He then zipped it up, and put it in his freezer. After it froze, he unizipped the baggie, and put it in his friends car to melt.

Oh my god... the stench was horrible! They weren't mad at how the guy threw up, it was how he was denying that he was going to do so!

Anyway, thought that was funny.

On my dad's birthday one year, he was drunk and my cousin and him were playing pool and they were messin around and my cousin pushed him down and he broke his ankle! It was funny!

leave ikle gary alone! he was hgolding my hand all night, it was so hard to hold a convo when all the other person can do is nod or shake!

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Why on gods green earth would you get the bus home after being out for the night? your opening yourself for embarrassment!
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no way!
In like Novemeber, i went out with a bunch of people for a friends birthday, and we got so tanked at her house that me and 4 other chicks/guys went to the wrong bar, when we left (the bar) we found those satin polls for lines at red carpet events unwatched, so we picked them up and took them. We went to the busstop and we just asked the driver if we could get on for free haha and he was like yeah whatever. So we got on the bus at like 2am with satin polls, drunk, and without paying, and we sat near some chick who looked tired. For the 5 minute bus ride everyone kept calling her Chester for some reason haha and we even got a custom stop, asking the bus driver to pull over inbetween two stops.

Best damn bus driver ever and the satin polls are still around too.

I have a not so funny one about myself.....I was drinking like fucking normal and was waiting to meet my fucking woman...we met up wiv some mates at a fucking pub and then went oput to rock city (our main fucking club) and had a well fucking good time...we then get back to my fucking house and climb the stiars like fucking ninjas so we don't wake up that fucking bitch (mum to most of you) and we got intop bed....I was well fucking horny and wanted a fuck....bI managed toi get a stiff but I couldmn't fucking come.....three fucking hours....

moral: either don't drink till you're pissed or fuck before you go out

...the worse buit is I still make the same mistake mosyt of the fucking time......