haha good show! he keeps his wang and his life! and he leaves Iraq! So cheer the FUCK UP!

lol well I say that man needs a medal..... nearly lost his fucking dick.....

18inches???? so like his knee then?? or did you mean 18cm??? but still ouch! is he coming home or is he okay??? at least najaf is sorted kinda though now

thew guy who sorted it out is a pimp... he buggered off for a bit... his hood got smashed up and he siad 'Get the fuck out fools!' and then the fighting stopped.... he's like an Arabic Mr T ^_^

<!--QuoteBegin-NaTaKu+Aug 27 2004, 10:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NaTaKu @ Aug 27 2004, 10:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> thew guy who sorted it out is a pimp... he buggered off for a bit... his hood got smashed up and he siad 'Get the fuck out fools!' and then the fighting stopped.... he's like an Arabic Mr T ^_^ [/quote]
yes... Mr. T solves all arguements... He was probably like, "Hey Fool! What do you think your mamma would say?" and then they stopped

He's ok but I don't think he is coming "home" they might send him back to california for healing/therepy/T&A (he deserves to see some hot lesbian sex)

that would be good if he was a she and she was a lesbian...... if you meant he deserves to have to lesbians shag in front of him that's a different matter......

I meant that he should be able to fuck the lesbians that are shagging in front of him

Then you mean bisexual women. unless they weren't willing, which is, in all cases wrong. So yeah, bisexual women.

mmmmmm. bisexual women.

I did mean bi willing girls.... thems are the best.but there are some lesbians that are willing to try

yer but one of them will be butch..... and they're just plain wrong and unattractive..... real lesbians are usually raw anyway.... on the other hand I'd have chosen fucking two blonde hollywood bi women whilst they were fucking each other..... would be good.....

or he could jst down load some porn <_<

<!--QuoteBegin-Creepy_Little_Goth_Girl+Aug 29 2004, 04:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Creepy_Little_Goth_Girl @ Aug 29 2004, 04:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> or he could jst down load some porn <_< [/quote]
Yeah... but porn isn't as good as actually being there... you can't touch or feel the girls in porn

<!--QuoteBegin-Ness222+Aug 29 2004, 04:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ness222 @ Aug 29 2004, 04:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yeah... but porn isn't as good as actually being there... you can't touch or feel the girls in porn [/quote]
Pffft. Just get yeah self an blow up doll. Or go spend 1,000 on one of those latix dolls athat are suppose to be life like. Or even an fuck sheep, from some gag store. There's plenty of ways of getting around the "real" deal of an woman. be creative!

and if theyre lesbien they wont let you touch them anyway

good point.... remember lesbians are like erotic dancers..... you touch you get beaten..... and with some of those butch bitches it;'s pretty damn hard

Ah buty thats not a rule I mean not all of thenm are like that thank Satan for that

lol maybe he should have a threesome with Satan and God.... and have Jesus Tape it...... :blink:............maybe not